[Comrade Ogilvy]

Other ways to tell if your suffering from Trotskyitus


You might be a Trotskyite if...



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Sent in by Thrasos


What are 5 trots doing in one phone booth?

Marching against phone bills (or their yearly convention).



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Sent in by Red


You may be a Trot if... you have ever thought about wearing an axe as piece of headgear.

You may be a Trot if... you refer to a recent breakup with a girlfriend as a factional split.

You may be a Trot if... every one of your friends heads his own International.

You may be a Trot if... you have ever argued that stockbrokers or bankers are really proletarians.

You may be a Trot if... your mom shouting "dinner's ready!" has ever prevented a split in your Party

You may be a Trot if... anyone has ever told you that your newspaper makes great lining for litter boxes.


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You might be a Trotskyite if you get stuck on the highway because you thought you could keep driving your car after it ran out of gas.

You might be a Trotskyite if your closest ties to the proletariat are your friends working at Starbucks.

You might be a Trotskyite if you easily get "stage" fright. (har har)

You might be a Trotskyite if you refer to the suburbs as "the
ghetto."

You might be a Trotskyite if you would join a cult if it weren't for the religious parts.

You might be a Trotskyite if your hands are always covered with red newspaper ink.

You might be a Trotskyite if you refer to sex as "deep entrism."

You might be a Trotskyite if you think Fridha Kahlo was actually hot.

You might be a Trotskyite if you try to justify everything by saying "oh, but that happened before 1917."

You might be a Trotskyite if your in an organization with 10 people that broke off from an organization that had 20 people after that orgranization split from another organization that had 40 people which had a schism a week prior with an organization that had 80 people after it turned to Trotskyism.

You might be a Trotskyite if you know everything there is to know about web design but absolutely nothing about Marxism.



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Courtesy of the Anti-Trotskyite Opposition

[Tovarish Spetsnaz]

Booo!!

I already posted that at Gorky Park.

Come on....its MY thing!!

[Comrade Ogilvy]

So much for your previous sense of modesty.

Well, Tovarish, I obviously did not know that that was actually the case. You see, I don't usually visit the so-called 'Gorky Park'.

[Comrade Ogilvy]

By the way, you only posted the link you lazy bum.

[Tovarish Spetsnaz]

So much for your previous sense of modesty.

Who said I was modest?? Whatever gave you that idea?? I don't seek fame...but that doesn't make me modest.


And I am just kidding...

[Comrade Ogilvy]

Anyway ... not once did I take a serious approach towards your last few comments? I too was joking.

[Fidel Nico]

*checks off list*

God! I must be a trotskyist!

Ah well as long as I'm not a member of SWP I can live with myself.

[Necro99]

Axe as a piece of headgear, ROFL.

[Krasniy Yastreb]

Haha, despite my 'revisionist' leanings, those jokes are pretty damn good