God hates the Pens and will have His vengeance upon them in the next world (Isaiah 13:11).
I'm far from an expert on hockey and I've been a bit distracted by baseball and football the last few weeks, so I'd be lying if I claimed to know much about the Devils beyond Taylor Hall being a beast. My understanding is they have shit defence and mediocre goalies, but young forwards who'll give it the old college try. So, they'll probably at least be fun to watch.
As it happens, I might be going to watch the Devils play the Stars in a couple of weeks, @Red_Army. Anyone I should keep an eye out for?
Finally: Fuck the Rangers, fuck the Flyers, and of course, fuck Sidney Crosby.
"Perhaps you want me to die of unrelieved boredom while you keep talking." - Martin Luther