- 29 May 2017 03:29
#14809411
It's a little-known fact that, back in 1939, the Soviets discovered evidence of a dimensional portal in eastern Poland. Thus, the Soviet leadership had no choice but to sign a non-aggression pact with Nazi Germany, and to invade eastern Poland purely to safeguard the portal, and find some way of closing it to protect all human life from whatever might wait on the other side. They discovered a huge conspiracy of Polish military officers trying to make contact with non-human forces on the other side. Thanks to documents that the Soviets discovered, those Polish officers were trying to sell out humanity in exchange for being the leaders of the survivors of that planned apocalypse, as human-alien hybrids. Those documents were later deviously destroyed by Polish agents and saboteurs. Stalin didn't want to, but people forced his hand into having thousands of those traitors of the human race quietly executed in the forests of Katyn.
Thanks to Stalin, humanity was literally saved that fateful day.
"I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert."
"Well, that's for me to know and you to find out."
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