I am 75 years old and live in SW Florida. I go jogging most evenings on a sports complex consisting of 3 baseball fields. This evening I was doing my usual jog on the middle field. An old man jogging around a baseball field with nobody in sight for a few hundred yards. I do 7 laps. During lap #4 I hear, "Sir! Sir!". A police woman with a gun ran after me and evicted me from the field because of the virus. I asked her if this was the most important thing she had to do and she said she would fine me if I didn't obey orders. A chain link fence circles the field. I continued my jog on the other side of the fence about 3 feet away from where I had been jogging.
Please feel free to describe here any moronic virus events you may have experienced in North America.