[Skynet]

We, the mankind, need more info about this issue.

[Rancid]

I honestly don't care about these UFOs.

If aliens want to butt probe me, go for it.

[Unthinking Majority]

This is psy-ops vs China and Russia. There's no fucking aliens.

[Godstud]

I honestly don't care about these UFOs.

But they don't have passports! They are ILLEGAL aliens!!

[Beren]

If aliens want to butt probe me, go for it.

Like in prison?

[Rancid]

Like in prison?

Question, if you had to get anal probed in order to meet some extraterrestrials, would you do it?

The thing I find funny about the anal probe stuff is that if these aliens are advanced enough to visit earth. Then surely they will have advanced imaging equipment like MRI/CAT/PET/Xray, etc. They probably don't need to probe us anally to see what we look like on the inside.

[Beren]

Question, if you had to get anal probed in order to meet some extraterrestrials, would you do it?

The thing I find funny about the anal probe stuff is that if these aliens are advanced enough to visit earth. Then surely they will have advanced imaging equipment like MRI/CAT/PET/Xray, etc. They probably don't need to probe us anally to see what we look like on the inside.

It depends on if how hard that anal probing would be.


Maybe they just mean to examine our prostate.


This anal probe stuff doesn't make much sense to me either. What would they mean to find there?

[JohnRawls]

Question, if you had to get anal probed in order to meet some extraterrestrials, would you do it?

The thing I find funny about the anal probe stuff is that if these aliens are advanced enough to visit earth. Then surely they will have advanced imaging equipment like MRI/CAT/PET/Xray, etc. They probably don't need to probe us anally to see what we look like on the inside.

Aliens are sexual deviants. Area 51 is a brothel. Not sure why choose US instead of Thailand then for landing but whatever.

Probably ADs on the alien worlds describe earth as a sexual paradise or whatever.

[Beren]

Aliens are sexual deviants. Area 51 is a brothel. Not sure why choose US instead of Thailand then for landing but whatever.

Probably ADs on the alien worlds describe earth as a sexual paradise or whatever.

Sure, what else than their deviant sexuality would drive them to travel here across star systems or even galaxies or dimensions? They simply come here to satisfy their butt fetish.

[JohnRawls]

Sure, what else than their deviant sexuality would drive them to travel here across star systems or even galaxies or dimensions? They simply come here to satisfy their butt fetish.

Hey, I am working with limited information here trying to explain why aliens butt probe us while landing mostly in the US and EU to smaller degree. Do you have a better explanation, huh?

[ingliz]

@Beren

Maybe it's not sexual deviance. Perhaps it has something to do with the American diet, like those cats and half-digested coffee beans in Indonesia. The aliens can't just pick up the droppings and half-digested whatever to process because you flush whatever it is away.

[Beren]

Hey, I am working with limited information here trying to explain why aliens butt probe us while landing mostly in the US and EU to smaller degree. Do you have a better explanation, huh?

@ingliz may have nailed it. At least he assumes they're scientists.

We're all projecting here, by the way.

[Rancid]

@Beren , @ingliz

I think this is fine conversation.

Hey, I am working with limited information here trying to explain why aliens butt probe us while landing mostly in the US and EU to smaller degree. Do you have a better explanation, huh?

When they land in the US, it's usually in he American Southwest as well.

[Robert Urbanek]

The presence of UFOs may be evidence that we have been invaded by time travelers from a parallel universe.

We do not track UFOs arriving and leaving from outer space; they usually appear suddenly in the sky and then zoom out of sight or simply disappear, evidence that they are intrusions from a parallel universe. Their speed and maneuverability suggest the UFOs are controlled by beings with a technology far superior to ours. They could destroy or conquer us but haven’t. They could intervene to instruct us on how to treat each other and the planet but they haven’t. If they were merely detached, objective observers, they wouldn’t draw so much attention to themselves. So, what is going on?

The most benign explanation is that pranksters are beaming objects or images into our universe for their amusement. We chase UFOs like kittens in You Tube videos who pounce on bright spots created by laser pointers.

However, a unified theory encompassing UFOs, parallel universes and time travel provides a more sinister motive. Consider this scenario:

Humans on our Earth and a parallel Earth (Let’s call it Earth 2) face extinction from a predictable but unpreventable natural disaster, such as a radical change in solar activity that will turn our planet into a boiling inferno.

Earth 2 achieved greater scientific advances than us, perfecting both time travel and access to parallel universes a century ago. Flash forward to 2036, when Earth 2 scientists discover disturbing trends in solar activity that dooms life on their planet and ours. The revelation prompts people to stop having children and, in some cases, plan their suicide via medications.

But the scientists can offer a lifeboat for a select but still large group. Through time travel, they can take refuge in the past but not their own past as inadvertent actions by the time travelers may change history and prevent the development of time travel.

This classic time travel paradox can be avoided by travelling to the past in a parallel universe, a possibility suggested in the article “The Quantum Physics of Time Travel” by David Deutsch and Michael Lockwood in the March 1994 edition of Scientific American.

In the parallel universe, the time travelling invaders can meddle with our Earth history as much as they want without affecting the timeline on Earth 2.

The time travelers from Earth 2 still faced one problem. If scientists on our planet perfected time travel and access to parallel universes, we could invade Earth 2, cripple their scientific advancement. and populate their past with our refugees. They had to strike first.

World War II and the development of the atomic bomb put science on steroids. But what direction would it take? We could explore space. or we could explore the possibilities of time travel or accessing parallel universes. Earth 2 made the decision for us. After the war, they filled our skies with UFOs, luring humans into thinking there were extraterrestrial beings out there ready to meet us. We would focus on space exploration and nothing so fanciful as time travel or alternative Earths. The diversion worked.

But why does this explanation require an apocalypse? Couldn’t there be another motive for the invaders? I assume the intruders from Earth 2 want to live comfortably on an inhabitable planet. While they may have intervened in the 20th century to prevent a nuclear war, they seem to have done nothing in this century to prevent climate chaos and the resurgence of war mongering authoritarian regimes. The most likely explanation: It’s too late to bother, the end is coming soon. Indeed, I believe few if any refugees from Earth 2 decided to settle in this decade. The invaders aren’t interested in our future. They only want our past.

[Rich]

It would be easy to dismiss even ridicule these claims if they had just been made by men. But many have been made by women. And as Joe Biden has said women should always be believed. Obliviously with the exception if those accusations are directed at Joe Biden or Hunter Biden, In which case they're clearly made up by self hating women who've been abused into believing Republican patriarchal misogynist ideology.

Many of these women's claims corroborate each other. They are extremely disturbing because they suggest that toxic masculinity extends beyond earth bound life. If we were to go back to the pre me-too era and just dismiss these accusations as hysterical fantasies, we'd be opening up the debate to start questioning the accusations of women against human males.

[Skynet]

I honestly don't care about these UFOs.

If aliens want to butt probe me, go for it.

The question about the secrecy of UFO's is a bigger one. Who runs the country the congress and the president or a shadow secret agency.


Here further proves of UFO's:

[Beren]

This seems to have been gathering some momentum.

[JohnRawls]

This seems to have been gathering some momentum.

Yeah, I have seen some aliens across the border man. What do you mean they are not real?

I am still not convinced that Aliens are not sexual deviants especially since our last marketing campaign on the topic:

[Beren]

Yeah, I have seen some aliens across the border man. What do you mean they are not real?

I am still not convinced that Aliens are not sexual deviants especially since our last marketing campaign on the topic:

It's not really about aliens, it's about UFOs/UAPs. Do you bother to know anything about that congressional hearings, by the way?

[JohnRawls]

It's not really about aliens, it's about UFOs/UAPs. Do you bother to know anything about that congressional hearings, by the way?

Yeah I know. The problem with UFO/UAPs is that some nutjob uses it for:



I will be semi-serious here and give a comprehensive answer a bit. Aliens do not come to Earth nor are they doing fly by on a regular basis. Because otherwise it creates a global conspiracy that all governments along with scientists, private business and military in the world are in cahoots to hide it or something. Which is just not possible. Global conspiracies don't exist, only local conspiracies can exist. How many people would be involved on that level? Like millions? And nobody in the US or Europe spilled the beans so to speak about them? Come on, how is that believable. You know how Europe and US is nowadays. Just imagine Trump not talking about Aliens...