- 27 Sep 2016 15:12
#14721782
Have we come full cycle? The UK was always the most ardent defender of Turkish EU membership to strengthen Nato. However, during the referendum campaign, the Brexiteers changed tune and said Britain must leave the EU because of the danger of 80 million Turks coming to live in the UK if Turkey were to become an EU member. And now the UK is leaving, Boris wants Turkey to join?
Boris Johnson: UK will help Turkey join the EU
Could it be that the UK government is finding the world a lonely place after Brexit? Is it not enough to do Chinese dick-sucking to find new friends? Or did Boris want to ween his pal Erdogan off the goats by showing him what a good blow job can do?
After all Boris had some revealing little tidbits to say about his pal Erdogan:
“There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.”
Or maybe Boris wanted to finish the job of his grandfather Ali Kemal who wanted to turn Turkey into a British protectorate?
Anyways, the citizens of the Turkish home town of his ancestors showed great sense by offering to sacrifice lambs and not goats if he were to visit them.
Turkish town promises to ‘sacrifice many sheep in Boris’ honor’
Boris Johnson: UK will help Turkey join the EU
“We may be leaving the European Union but we are not leaving Europe,” Boris Johnson said while on an official visit to Turkey, AFP reported. He added the U.K. “will help Turkey in any way.” [...]
Could it be that the UK government is finding the world a lonely place after Brexit? Is it not enough to do Chinese dick-sucking to find new friends? Or did Boris want to ween his pal Erdogan off the goats by showing him what a good blow job can do?
After all Boris had some revealing little tidbits to say about his pal Erdogan:
“There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn’t even stop to thankera.”
Or maybe Boris wanted to finish the job of his grandfather Ali Kemal who wanted to turn Turkey into a British protectorate?
Anyways, the citizens of the Turkish home town of his ancestors showed great sense by offering to sacrifice lambs and not goats if he were to visit them.
Turkish town promises to ‘sacrifice many sheep in Boris’ honor’