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Social, I got some changes I need to make, and you are chosen to be my messenger
ok God, I'm ready to take over, I always liked the idea of being in charge
Social, you don't get to bee in charge. You are no Moses material, son. But you do get to sacrifice a couple of people and build me a temple.
ok, but do I build the temple first or sacrifice those guys first, and how do you want me to do it?
you can sacrifice the two guys first, do the North Korean Kim, and Fidel Castro. I want it done Maya style. Build the temple in the Falkland Islands, something big like the Nest Egg would be nice.
god, if I may make a suggestion,Fidel Castro is brain dead, he won't even notice it...why don't we do Daniel Ortega? He's a chid molester and its going to make you hugely popular to off him. Also, what do we do if the Brits refuse to give up the Falklands?
daniel Ortega is an excellent choice, make sure you save the head for later, and don't worry about the British, tell them if they don't do what I want they won't win the World Cup
got it, do te North Korean and Daniel Ortega maya style, save Ortega's head for later, and threaten the British. But they won't like it, and besides they never win the World Cup anymore
Social, the British always think they'll win the Cup next time. And besides most of them don't even know where the Falklands are. As long as you don't tell them what we want them for, they'll leave. Once you get them, you build me that Nest Egg and then we can move my people there
ok god, you have spoken, but how do I get the temple built? That's going to take a lot of money
Thats up to you, get them to donate, sell bonds, if you have to, form an army, invade a couple of countries and pillage, I'll be right behind you ready to stop the sun and blow my horn as needed
Sithsaber wrote:Seriously you're gonna smell like barbecue when the grand inquisitor gets done wih you
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