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By Locke II
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I copied this right out of the WBC Homepage:
A Bunch of Bigoted Assholes wrote:Meaning of "God Hates Fags"

"GOD HATES FAGS" -- though elliptical -- is a profound theological statement, which the world needs to hear more than it needs oxygen, water and bread. The three words, fully expounded, show:

1. the absolute sovereignty of "GOD" in all matters whatsoever (e.g., Jeremiah 32:17, Isaiah 45:7, Amos 3:6, Proverbs 16:4, Matthew 19:26, Romans 9:11-24, Romans 11:33-36, etc.),

2. the doctrine of reprobation or God's "HATE" involving eternal retribution or the everlasting punishment of most of mankind in Hell forever (e.g., Leviticus 20:13,23, Psalm 5:5, Psalm 11:5, Malachi 1:1-3, Romans 9:11-13, Matthew 7:13,23, John 12:39-40, 1 Peter 2:8, Jude 4, Revelation 13:8, 20:15, 21:27, etc.), and

3. the certainty that all impenitent sodomites (under the elegant metaphor of "FAGS" as the contraction of faggots, fueling the fires of God's wrath) will inevitably go to Hell (e.g., Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc.).

The only lawful sexual connection is the marriage bed. All other sex activity is whoremongery and adultery, which will damn the soul forever in Hell. Heb. 13:4. Decadent, depraved, degenerate and debauched America, having bought the lie that It's OK to be gay, has thereby changed the truth of God into a lie, and now worships and serves the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen! Rom. 1:25. But the Word of God abides. Better to be a eunuch if the will of God be so, and make sure of Heaven. Mat. 19:12. Better to be blind or lame, than to be cast into Hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched. Mk. 9:43-48. Abstain, you fools.
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By Demosthenes
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Post something funny already!
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By Kapanda
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Also used in constructing 0 homes vs very useful for many other things besides killing.
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By Donna
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By Donna
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By Rainbow Crow
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There's some nice art in there, who paints those? The one you had of the guy emerging from or becoming light was really cool but you seem to have taken it down.
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By Donna
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Rainbow Crow wrote:There's some nice art in there, who paints those? The one you had of the guy emerging from or becoming light was really cool but you seem to have taken it down.


Neil Hague.
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By AFAIK
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Not the Nation has some good satire if you're interested in Thailand. Some articles have an international appeal.

Rich Hi-So Girl Overcomes Advantages To Open Unprofitable Business
Shipping baron daughter defies odds to run her own decor boutique
http://notthenation.com/2008/01/rich-hi ... -business/

Police Prepare For Election Day Expat Sobriety Riots
Bangkok’s alcoholic farang population “unpredictable”
http://notthenation.com/2011/06/police- ... ety-riots/

Hundreds Gathering At Last Quiet Spot In Bangkok
http://notthenation.com/2010/12/hundred ... n-bangkok/

Health Ministry Warns Of Mormon Outbreak
Infectious condition known to kill all joy, pleasure
http://notthenation.com/2010/12/health- ... -outbreak/

Tourist Family Safely Returned To Thailand After Harrowing Night On Soi 3
http://notthenation.com/2013/06/tourist ... -on-soi-3/

Poll That Offers No Alternatives Indicates 100% Support For Everything
http://notthenation.com/2012/02/poll-th ... verything/

Andrew Marshall Courageously Moves To Tokyo Before Criticizing Singapore Gov’t
http://notthenation.com/2013/03/andrew- ... pore-govt/

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By Godstud
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Thanks AFAIK! Very amusing! It's like The Onion.

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