[Truth-a-naut]

http://www.theonion.com/3949/top_story.html

"Why am I supposed to feel joy for the world?" said 34-year-old Baghdad mechanic Hassan al-Ajili as he stood in line for his mandatory visit with Santa. "My country is still at war. I need an American identification card to get anywhere in my own city. Now, for some reason, men with machine guns have placed two rows of jingling antlered pigs on the roof of our house. This is insane."

[Vivisekt]

Now, for some reason, men with machine guns have placed two rows of jingling antlered pigs on the roof of our house. This is insane.

That quote rules.