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Frodo has failed#63696

By The American Lion - 22 Dec 2003 05:33

- 22 Dec 2003 05:33 #63696

The fall of liberalism and communism is here.
May our lord make our enemies fall!

#63720

By Yeddi - 22 Dec 2003 06:21

- 22 Dec 2003 06:21 #63720

I always thought of that picture as an insult to Bush :hmm:

http://www.politicsforum.org/documents/forum_rules.php

#63736

By tragicclown - 22 Dec 2003 06:47

- 22 Dec 2003 06:47 #63736

Yeah, it means "George Dubya, the infinately evil overlord"

If you think thats cool, you're not a conservative anymore!

#63765

By The American Lion - 22 Dec 2003 07:30

- 22 Dec 2003 07:30 #63765

TragicClown wrote:Yeah, it means "George Dubya, the infinately evil overlord"

If you think thats cool, you're not a conservative anymore!

No, i just have a sense of humor.

#63766

By Truth-a-naut - 22 Dec 2003 07:34

- 22 Dec 2003 07:34 #63766

No... no you don't.

I on the other hand do.

#64047

By The American Lion - 22 Dec 2003 19:39

- 22 Dec 2003 19:39 #64047

Dont worry, our lord has the ring! Why do we think we won Afgainstian and Iraq? You all shall fall to America's Army! Just surrender now or be whiped off the face of the Earth.

Why he doenst turn invisable you may say? Remember the Dark Lord Sauron wasnt invsiable when he had it.

#64060

By MechPaladin - 22 Dec 2003 20:12

- 22 Dec 2003 20:12 #64060

Maybe the ring loses a certain amount of its power with each successive change of ownership - Medieval armors and weapons rust, which means that magic gold rings must have a rate of decay as well. Otherwise how is it that no archaeologist has found one of those in an archaeological dig? That being the case, successive owners after a certain number of owners probably wouldn't have the disappearing power. Or maybe they do, but no one noticed when they disappear temporarily.

#64068

By Jesse - 22 Dec 2003 20:19

- 22 Dec 2003 20:19 #64068

Looks like its time to cut off Bush's hand - anyone got that Narsil blade nearby? :lol:

#64083

By Boondock Saint - 22 Dec 2003 20:45

- 22 Dec 2003 20:45 #64083

No, but I do have a butter knife that will do the trick with a bit of sawing ... :muha2:

And yes, we all know that Bush is evil.

The story ends, it just ends.

#64339

By Nox - 23 Dec 2003 02:52

- 23 Dec 2003 02:52 #64339

Boondock Saint wrote:And yes, we all know that Bush is evil.

No ... WE don't.

O well.

Nox

#64341

By Boondock Saint - 23 Dec 2003 02:55

- 23 Dec 2003 02:55 #64341

Wow, more intellectual greatness from Nox ...

Well O.

The story ends, it just ends.

#64343

By Freedom - 23 Dec 2003 03:01

- 23 Dec 2003 03:01 #64343

Oh put away your handbag ladies. Bah!

As for the original TRP post...the message is indeed confusing...I mean Bush has the One Ring on and isnt invisible...doesnt that make him a Wizard or something or worse Tom Bombardil... :eek:

...any Tolkien nuts care to fill me in on what that means?

#64347

By Ocker - 23 Dec 2003 03:08

- 23 Dec 2003 03:08 #64347

It's a hole in the plot

Maybe Bush is so evil he can control the ring. Maybe he made the ring in the fiery depths of the Whitehouse, therefore giving him alone complete control over the ring.

#64351

By Freedom - 23 Dec 2003 03:21

- 23 Dec 2003 03:21 #64351

Yeah...Bush doesnt strike me as a Sauron though...more of a Smeagal(sp?)...thats why I dont understand why he isnt invisible...which means he could be that stupid ass Tom Bombardil...whose section in the first book pissed me off so much I decided not to finish the damn books...

I remind myself of Aragon...future king of middle earth with two fine bitches with eyes for me...

#64356

By Demosthenes - 23 Dec 2003 03:38

- 23 Dec 2003 03:38 #64356

I remind myself of Aragon...future king of middle earth with two fine bitches with eyes for me...

Well you remind me of the dwarf...Short, foul tempered, and reaaaaaaaaaly burly!!! With two fine bitches running scared everytime they smell you nearby!!! :lol:

"When do you ask yourself, 'Maybe everyone else isn't wrong for using the definitions of words; maybe I'm wrong for making up new definitions of words and then using them as crude slurs' -TiG

#64358

By Nox - 23 Dec 2003 03:49

- 23 Dec 2003 03:49 #64358

Boondock Saint wrote:Wow, more intellectual greatness from Nox ...

Well O.

It equals and probably exceeds yours...O well.

Nox

#65971

By Edric O - 26 Dec 2003 15:28

- 26 Dec 2003 15:28 #65971

In the hellfires of Texas, the Dark Lord Dubya secretly forged the Master Ring, the One Ring, which would grant him eternal dominion over the last free peoples of Earth, and cloud the entire world in the dark veil of conservativism.

One Ring to rule them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Texas where the shadows lie.

Now, the free peoples of Earth rally to the red banner of liberty to make one last stand against the conservative hoardes. Forward, communists! Forward to victory!

"All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind."
- Adam Smith, The Wealth of Nations

#66109

By Al Khabir - 26 Dec 2003 21:52

- 26 Dec 2003 21:52 #66109

.which means he could be that stupid ass Tom Bombardil...whose section in the first book pissed me off so much I decided not to finish the damn books...

Right on! That imp is evil! All he does is sing and prance about like a ninny.

I always thought Bush would make a good Sauron.l That makes Blair Saruman, and Alistair Campbell- Grima Wormtongue! The two look very alike!

There is an alliance now between the two towers... And a few Ukrainians as well.

Returning...

#66949

By CrazyPete - 28 Dec 2003 18:34

- 28 Dec 2003 18:34 #66949

I loved Tom! It made me mad when they cut him from the movie grr

#71285

By unbalanced zealot - 05 Jan 2004 10:10

- 05 Jan 2004 10:10 #71285

Correct me if I'm wrong, but should he be invisible ?

Actually - Reagan is still alive but no one has seen him
in public for a while ... the ring does wonders for people
lifespan. He's probably lurking, making plays, unseen.