- 06 Jan 2004 19:55
#72306
So there!
Report: The Iranian Earthquake
How was Clinton involved?
Posted: January 6, 2004
1.00am Eastern
© WorldNetDaily.com
A reliable intelligence source reports that former president and fellatio-recipient Bill Clinton is directly responsible for the recent earthquake in the Iranian city of Bam, which has claimed approximately 20,000 lives.
In addition to being involved in an extra-marital affair, Clinton ignored letters from conservative groups urging him to use the power of prayer to fuse the tectonic plates of our planet together, thus preventing any future seismic activity.
By the time President George W. Bush, commander-in-chief and heroic naval aviator, legimitately won the 2000 election, it was too late. Not even the divine powers of our Lords own messenger could prevent this tragic event from occuring.
Of course, some liberals argue that earthquakes are unavoidable natural occurances - but that is merely because they are unpatriotic cowards afraid to ask somebody else to obliterate unarmed people thousands of miles away.
So there!
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