[Doomhammer]

I'll get this started...


Explanation: "Northern Iraq"



Explanation:
"Disagreement in EU." "Constitution Proposal"





http://www.humorgazette.com/index.htm

Ex-Chihuahua sues Paris Hilton

By John Breneman

A disgruntled Chihuahua once owned by Paris Hilton is suing the long-legged, pinheaded heiress for $2.5 million, alleging lurid tales of canine porn and doggie-style debauchery.

Attorneys for the dog, identified in court documents as "Tinkerbell 7," claim Hilton had made "certain representations" about taking care of the diminutive handbag-dwelling pooch in "the lifestyle to which it has become accustomed."

A spokesman for Hilton claimed the dog was let go after it breeched an unwritten agreement by peeing on a $500,000 jewel-encrusted minidress while sitting in Hilton's lap at Daddy Bling's in Monaco. But the dog's legal team says several eyewitnesses will testify that "Paris had already peed on the same dress at least twice that night."

The lawsuit also hints at domestic abuse. "Paris used to beat me," claims the former pet, citing one incident in which it suffered a fractured front leg when Hilton "bitch slapped" it for walking in unannounced while she was entertaining an identified pile of men.

Tinkerbell 7, who once dreamed of hauling his mistress to glory in the MTV Celebrity Iditarod, has been reduced to panhandling (yapping "Where's the beef" for spare change on Rodeo Drive) and doing guest spots on shows like VH1's "100 Nastiest Celebrity Poop-Related Incidents."

Ok, go!

Post some Sarkozy related junk. That guy cracks me up.

[arcis]

[Thunderhawk]

I believe the creation of the computer should be credited to Flower.

Turing was instrumental in its development, and some of the logic behind it, but Flower's reel reading creation was an actual computer and the first I know of.

[Attila The Nun]

You know who invented the first modern computer? Joseph Marie Jacquard.

[arcis]

Have a look at her red nose. Seems to be a brandy blossom.

[Thunderhawk]

Joseph Marie Jacquard.

Starting to get a bit grey when its a purely mechanical "computer".

Flower's computer was of the same generation as Turing's stuff, but worked, fast and effective.

[Mikolaj]

Where's that Canadian cartoon strip with the thick outlining? That guy usually has funny stuff.

You know the guy...

[Thunderhawk]

http://www.filibustercartoons.com/

[Dan]

I haven't updated with his enwest cartoons for a while, so here goes:

[Zagadka]

... I still can't read "Ron Paul" and not think:



(hehe, the image says do not copy... )

[Boondock Saint]

Been a while, so here goes ...











^Did Cheney do something? I haven't watched the news in well over a month or two ...

[Andres]

Did Cheney do something? I haven't watched the news in well over a month or two

In order to avoid a subpoena by congress, he claimed that his office was not part of the Executive branch. Mind you that in 2002 in order to avoid an investigation by the GAO, he also claimed that he was not part of the Legislative branch. So that pretty much leaves him as a fourth power. The democrats responded by threatening to cut the budget for his office which appears in the bill to fund the Executive branch. Pretty funny, and I hope they go through with it.

[Boondock Saint]

Ha, thanks Andres. Since he is not a part of the executive branch, I could have sworn the white was a part of the executive branch though, I say Congress cuts his budget ...

[Adrien]

You should have seen the Daily Show dedicated to that case.

It was fucking hilarious! Even for a Yuropean like me.

[Mikolaj]

[Thunderhawk]

Timhortons is not for Breakfast, its for coffee.

[The Antiist]

[The American Lion]

[Dan]

Those were excellent TAL.

Religion of Peace terrorists.

[Rodion]

This is old, irrelevant and has probably been posted before. But damn it, I just found it and I think it's fun. There.