[skeptic-1]

Written across the wall of the cave in enemy territory were the following symbols:


It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be
at least 3000 years old! but may still be of interest and could not be ignored.

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and
archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after weeks of conferences to discuss
the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said:



"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high
esteem.



You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a
donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.


The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help
them."



Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which
means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food
from the sea.



The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they
were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room
and said,




"Idiots...Hebrew is read from right to left... It says: 'Holy
Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick"