[Robert Urbanek]

One line you will never hear in a horror movie is “Not to worry, there’s only one zombie in the room.” Or “There’s only one zombie in the nightclub” or even “Only one zombie in the auditorium.” We know that “only one” zombie will bite someone, who bites someone else, and the zombie pandemic grows exponentially.

So as the omicron infection rate falls to less than 10 percent, apparently the unvaccinated are the stupidest people in the horror movie. “Not to worry, there’s only four COVID carriers in this restaurant.”