- 27 Mar 2003 15:41
#5002
About twelve hours ago, brave American soldiers attacked friendly division once again! During the brutal struggle, 37 soldiers were killed and wounded, many of them now are dying in the hospitals, as Al-Jazeera and France Press reported! At the same time, another American division entered a very difficult combat with a small group of people armed with cameras and eliminated them all! Glory to the great American country and its brave army! Well done, cowboys! I always knew that America will destroy itself, but I did not mean that way!
If seriously. I do not understand Americans and CNN. Do you know how many soldiers of the coalition were killed during the war? Forty-two. Twenty Yankees and twenty-two Englanders. Would you like to know the way they died?
1) Several Englishmen and American died when two helicopters crashed.
2) Three to five died in a single helicopter crash.
3) English bomber pilot killed by American missile
4) Many Americans died in Qatar when their fellow soldier began throwing grenades to the camps at night.
5) Several Englishmen died under American bullets in the beginning of the week.
6) Two days ago, Iraqis on Fao Peninsula attacked two lost American soldiers; the pair thought they could be perfect submarines - they jumped in water and drowned.
7) Today Americans destroyed their own convoy, 37 injured and many dead.
And how many soldiers died during the war itself? 42 minus at least 7 is 35. Americans "conquered Iraq" (words of Powell) at the cost of 35 soldiers? That is a nice war indeed! CNN today reported that Americans took Umm Qasr after heavy fighting and "liberated" Basra. Well, I can understand that Umm Qasr that is defended by only 500 soldiers against 5000 Americans could fall. But CNN reported that Americans took Umm Qasr every day since the war began! It is six times already! Isn't it enough? Now to the latest news: American armies in Iraq ask USA for reinforcements. Not the reinforcements that still wait near Iraqi border, they ask for 800 more soldiers to come from America! Why would they need 800 more when they only lost 20 people to various accidents? Ask CNN!
Another news from Iraq: Iraqis launch a massive counter-attack. Remember GRU report I translated? It was all true. CNN said that a big group of Iraqi elite Republican Guard divisions is moving to the south from Baghdad. It consists of more than one thousand of armored vehicles. The army moves to Najaf to assist its defenders and kick American asses out of Iraq. Iraqi military official said that these divisions have already entered combat near Euphrates, killing many enemy soldiers and destroying six American tanks. Pentagon stated that "Well, a little amount of Iraqis must have moved somewhere but we didn't notice". At the same time, English commander told that several tens or hundreds of Iraqi tanks and APCs have broken horde around Basra and moved to the direction of Fao Peninsula. Iraqi commandment stated that during last 24 hours Iraqi peasant destroyed American "Apache" with his ancient rifle and that they launched Samud rocket at Ali Salem, American military base in Kuwait. American officials denied this information until it was clear that Samud has actually reached the target and it could not be hidden.
If seriously. I do not understand Americans and CNN. Do you know how many soldiers of the coalition were killed during the war? Forty-two. Twenty Yankees and twenty-two Englanders. Would you like to know the way they died?
1) Several Englishmen and American died when two helicopters crashed.
2) Three to five died in a single helicopter crash.
3) English bomber pilot killed by American missile
4) Many Americans died in Qatar when their fellow soldier began throwing grenades to the camps at night.
5) Several Englishmen died under American bullets in the beginning of the week.
6) Two days ago, Iraqis on Fao Peninsula attacked two lost American soldiers; the pair thought they could be perfect submarines - they jumped in water and drowned.
7) Today Americans destroyed their own convoy, 37 injured and many dead.
And how many soldiers died during the war itself? 42 minus at least 7 is 35. Americans "conquered Iraq" (words of Powell) at the cost of 35 soldiers? That is a nice war indeed! CNN today reported that Americans took Umm Qasr after heavy fighting and "liberated" Basra. Well, I can understand that Umm Qasr that is defended by only 500 soldiers against 5000 Americans could fall. But CNN reported that Americans took Umm Qasr every day since the war began! It is six times already! Isn't it enough? Now to the latest news: American armies in Iraq ask USA for reinforcements. Not the reinforcements that still wait near Iraqi border, they ask for 800 more soldiers to come from America! Why would they need 800 more when they only lost 20 people to various accidents? Ask CNN!
Another news from Iraq: Iraqis launch a massive counter-attack. Remember GRU report I translated? It was all true. CNN said that a big group of Iraqi elite Republican Guard divisions is moving to the south from Baghdad. It consists of more than one thousand of armored vehicles. The army moves to Najaf to assist its defenders and kick American asses out of Iraq. Iraqi military official said that these divisions have already entered combat near Euphrates, killing many enemy soldiers and destroying six American tanks. Pentagon stated that "Well, a little amount of Iraqis must have moved somewhere but we didn't notice". At the same time, English commander told that several tens or hundreds of Iraqi tanks and APCs have broken horde around Basra and moved to the direction of Fao Peninsula. Iraqi commandment stated that during last 24 hours Iraqi peasant destroyed American "Apache" with his ancient rifle and that they launched Samud rocket at Ali Salem, American military base in Kuwait. American officials denied this information until it was clear that Samud has actually reached the target and it could not be hidden.
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