here goes...
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I won't apologize for Franco, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, this was caused by Hitler, sorry, sorry, would you rather have millions die in a prolonged onslaught into Japan? The a-bombs saved my grandfather from being killed in a PoW camp, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I agree, shooting is better, sorry, really sorry for that, Vietnam was a waste, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, really sorry about Chile, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm sure Kuwaitis just loved Iraqi occupation, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, that's a disease, I fail to see how we are responsible, sorry, another disease, sorry, 50,000,000 seems really high.
So apart from those few things I mentioned I wholeheartedly apologize for what capitalism has done to the world.
Now, it's your turn!
edit: I am also sorry for the cat. That is positively disgusting.