Oxymandias wrote:You always struck me as a forty or fifty year old dude. How old are you?
29 and frisky.
This also explains why I have so many kids
I have never, in my entire life since hitting puberty, gone more 6 months without getting off by actions involving the opposite sex.
and I have not, since I was married, gone longer than two weeks without some sort of sexual interaction with my wife (which only happened because she was hospitalized and she was quite unable), and otherwise I have never gone a full week without some sort of sexual interaction and I usually average 3-4 times a week if not more.
Like I said, I cannot comprehend going a year without some sort of sexual interaction with my woman.
This is also one more reason why marriage beats the fuck out of the single-life 9/10, when it comes to sexuality.
My wife knows exactly what I want and how I like it and is readily available. No awkward hook-ups, dry-spells, bad-sex, or learning-curbs and the furthest I have to chase that pussy is from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Saeko wrote:Luck is a lady, Spolia. She doesn't favor just anybody.
Its not hard Saeko, even if you happen to be fat slob (Which I have no idea if you are, but I am guessing you are good lookin' and that you are either in your late 20s or early 30s)..
So as to the solution,
It is called
"Last Call" and this fantastic relationship opportunity is available at a tavern near you!
Guaranteed.
Otherwise, there are enough single fashy dudes on the internet that I am sure some one would love to lay some pipe with you, post some videos of yourself on youtube talking about race-relations and oligarchical collectivism and then just read the comments section and you'll find atleast three dudes actively offering you the D.
Problem Solved.
You can now send me my $99/hr. guidance fees via paypal.
Thanks.