[dktekno]

Post some conspiracy theories about Area 51.

Known theories are welcome.

[Spin]

DKtekno was created there.

[Apollos]

DKtekno was created there.

by methods not appropriate for public discussion in the presence of minors.

[Happeren]

People in Area51 always look to the bible for answers. They support the death penalty as punishment against small blond Arab girls from China who like communism and they are generally more towards soft values but don't eat white breed if the flower was grown by fundamentalist Americans who have a smaller income than Danes.

[Apollos]

People in Area51 always look to Darwin, Marx, and Freud for answers.

The sword of wit cuts in both directions, though that was strikingly not witty.

[Spin]

Wow Happern, that was neither witty nor political. It was in short, utter nonsense.

[era o divertimento]

You know what must suck? Working in Area 50 or Area 52.

[Happeren]

Wow Happern, that was neither witty nor political. It was in short, utter nonsense.

Sorry, I was a little drunk when I wrote that and was trying to imitate one of dktekno's recent posts - guess that didn't work very well

[Apollos]

You know what must suck? Working in Area 50 or Area 52.

[starman2003]

Lazar has no credibility.

[Boondock Saint]

The B-2 bomber was a super communist design until filthy Americans Jews stole it from the super communist Russians. The area in which they brought the stolen super communist stealth B-2 was indeed, Area 51.

[starman2003]

The West was always better at pure innovation. The Soviets copied.

[Red Star]

Area 51 is the HQ of an alien race of spatula-shaped organic dough, who tried to take over the world but were beaten by the super-mega Soviet pilots in the late 50s, who struck a deal with the US to lock them in Area 51. However, the Zogians (as they are commonly known) took over the personnel and are now plotting world domination, so they can use Earth in the great Kitchenware wars against the toster-wielding fork-shaped Ritians.

I know that for sure.

[wonder cow]

My attempt to solve the area 51 mystery:

enter password:
*********
access denied
enter password:
*******
access denied
enter password:
********
access denied
enter password:
**********
access denied
enter password:
***********
access denied
enter password:
************
access denied
enter password:
***
welcome wonder cow
how about a nice game of checkers
global thermal nuclear war
are you sure?
y
processing:
001001010101010101010101010101010100110001000
101010101010101010101010000100100101010101010
100101010100010111010101010101010010101010100

And then it just continued to spit out 1's and 0's until
I turned off my computer 8 days later.

My conclusion: Area 51 is shit.

I hope that finally puts the issue to rest.

[Red Star]

So you didn't encounter the spatula-shaped dough Zogians? It is obvious they have gotten to you too! I must call on the uber-mega-techno-vampire-Soviet warriors that have lied dormant in Siberia since they defeated the Zogians to come and eridicate you.

[starman2003]

Phil Corso was hardly more credible. One penpal, btw, saw a UFO over the Nevada desert.

[Toynbee_Convector]

Roswell
The site of the UFO crash. What ever that crashed in Roswell is not a weatherballoon!!

Area 51.
The site where people are supposed to be studying Alien technologies. I read somewhere that Stealth technology was created here too. Planes like Aurora (I think that was its name) is also rumored to have originated here.

I wonder if it is actually like what the film, Independence day depicted. If it was, it's kinda cool.

[Rajin Cajun]

OMG Area 51 is nothing more then an aircraft design facility that is called Dreamland by fighter jocks. Its the place where they test all new aircraft designs its not that much of a secret if you actually talk to the Military Community.

Now onto the proof about the FBI:
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
Zim: I KNEW IT!

[Capitalist]

Area 51 is home to the world's longest runway. If the place was a testing ground for VTOL saucer shaped craft why would you need a runway?

[starman2003]

is not a weatherballoon!!

Nor a MOGUL balloon, apparently. If MOGUL were really satisfactory, why has Redfern just claimed that it was Japanese POWs in some experimental device? That is even more dubious and silly. Do you think US military personnel would really mistake Japanese men for aliens?

why would you need a runway?

I don't necessarliy believe saucers are there but even if some are, there are conventional aircraft too.