- 04 Feb 2009 01:49
#1785313
I fucking love this country
Making your own flamethrower is really very easy. You just need four components:
1) Super Soaker
2) Lighter
3) Fuel
4) Duct tape
The most practical guns to use are the ones that place the water tank on your back, like the CPS 3000 and 3200. The Monster XL is the scariest-looking (could you imagine seeing fire come out of THAT beast?), whereas the CPS 2000 wouldn't shoot a "stream" of fire so much as a big fireball that would leave you wondering what happened to your eyebrows... and the front half of the gun.
Zippo lighters are WAY better than Bics for this purpose because they stay lit after you let go.
For fuel, the most obvious choice is gasoline, but kerosene, lighter fluid, and alcohol are also options. If you want to go seriously commando, you can make napalm. It's really quite easy. All you need are gasoline, styrofoam, and benzene. Benzene is some pretty nasty stuff that isn't typically found at Walgreen's or Home Depot, so you may need to ask your science teacher for the location of a good chemical supply store. Failing that, there's a guy who sells it on eBay for about $60/liter. Seriously.
Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Only in America would a device capable of launching rivers of fire at people be less regulated than marijuana.
I fucking love this country
Making your own flamethrower is really very easy. You just need four components:
1) Super Soaker
2) Lighter
3) Fuel
4) Duct tape
The most practical guns to use are the ones that place the water tank on your back, like the CPS 3000 and 3200. The Monster XL is the scariest-looking (could you imagine seeing fire come out of THAT beast?), whereas the CPS 2000 wouldn't shoot a "stream" of fire so much as a big fireball that would leave you wondering what happened to your eyebrows... and the front half of the gun.
Zippo lighters are WAY better than Bics for this purpose because they stay lit after you let go.
For fuel, the most obvious choice is gasoline, but kerosene, lighter fluid, and alcohol are also options. If you want to go seriously commando, you can make napalm. It's really quite easy. All you need are gasoline, styrofoam, and benzene. Benzene is some pretty nasty stuff that isn't typically found at Walgreen's or Home Depot, so you may need to ask your science teacher for the location of a good chemical supply store. Failing that, there's a guy who sells it on eBay for about $60/liter. Seriously.
Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.