- 31 May 2007 19:36
#1223080
Ha! I finally get open one of these threads.
Why Homer Simpson should be prez
10. I'm smarter than the last guy.
9. With an oval office, I can't bump into anything.
8. Fox News is already on my side.
7. I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job.
6. I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions.
5. I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts.
4. I will be the Secretary of Donuts.
3. My middle name isn't Hussein ... anymore.
2. My vice president will be Mayor McCheese.
1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in
![Image](http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/r/i/1/gas_prices_curse.jpg)
![Very happy :D](./images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Why Homer Simpson should be prez
10. I'm smarter than the last guy.
9. With an oval office, I can't bump into anything.
8. Fox News is already on my side.
7. I will take full advantage of the free food that comes with the job.
6. I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions.
5. I will appoint a Secretary of Donuts.
4. I will be the Secretary of Donuts.
3. My middle name isn't Hussein ... anymore.
2. My vice president will be Mayor McCheese.
1. Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in
![Image](http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/0/j/1/carter_emperor.jpg)
![Image](http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/r/i/1/gas_prices_curse.jpg)
"It is a dangerous thing to be a Machiavelli. It is a disastrous thing to be a Machiavelli without virtū."
- Hans J. Morgenthau
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- Hans J. Morgenthau
![Image](https://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x322/pofosig/Untitled-1_zps49bb5faf.jpg)