Satire for January 2013

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Re: I had a vision and I got a message for you#14150064

By Buzz62 - 17 Jan 2013 13:07

- 17 Jan 2013 13:07 #14150064

LOL...But I'll be just a spirit.
All I wanna do is watch.

Re: Satire for January 2013#14150576

By Quantum - 17 Jan 2013 23:07

- 17 Jan 2013 23:07 #14150576

"This world ain't nothing much than a big brothel anyway. Prostitutism is the dominant ideology" - Noelnada

Re: I had a vision and I got a message for you#14151372

By Social_Critic - 18 Jan 2013 23:00

- 18 Jan 2013 23:00 #14151372

Sorry I took time to get back. I had to pray hard for guidance on the new rules for voyeurism:

The divine guidance I got went like this

Social, tell them we will give them a chance, if they donate for the Nest Egg and behave, they come to heaven where they get issued wings, a musical instrument, and are dosed with eternal joy. If they don't, they go to hell and Lucifer will do all sorts of indignities to them. The last thing they'll worry about is sex, I assure them. The young guy who thinks so much about beaver needs to get laid. Marry him to an Eskimo and she'll put his dork on ice.

This means sex is out. You are just projecting your flesh into the heavenly realm. This is sinful and you must donate. And the ticket to fly to Noktoyatuk is on your desk.

marx was wrong

Re: Satire for January 2013#14151547

By Rojik of the Arctic - 19 Jan 2013 07:28

- 19 Jan 2013 07:28 #14151547

Confused about what to follow? Try Nazbols. When just one ideology isn't quite enough.

Re: Satire for January 2013#14151595

By Paradigm - 19 Jan 2013 10:37

- 19 Jan 2013 10:37 #14151595

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Re: Satire for January 2013#14151598

By Quantum - 19 Jan 2013 10:45

- 19 Jan 2013 10:45 #14151598

Paradigm wrote:

In many ways, the Democratic party are more dangerous than the Republicans because the latter doesn't pretend to care about the 99%.

"This world ain't nothing much than a big brothel anyway. Prostitutism is the dominant ideology" - Noelnada

Re: Satire for January 2013#14151890

By quetzalcoatl - 19 Jan 2013 21:25

- 19 Jan 2013 21:25 #14151890

Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.

Abraham Lincoln

Re: Satire for January 2013#14153183

By Rojik of the Arctic - 21 Jan 2013 10:36

- 21 Jan 2013 10:36 #14153183

Confused about what to follow? Try Nazbols. When just one ideology isn't quite enough.

Re: Satire for January 2013#14154635

By Paradigm - 22 Jan 2013 22:45

- 22 Jan 2013 22:45 #14154635

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Re: Satire for January 2013#14154637

By Fasces - 22 Jan 2013 22:46

- 22 Jan 2013 22:46 #14154637

Re: Satire for January 2013#14156661

By quetzalcoatl - 25 Jan 2013 07:14

- 25 Jan 2013 07:14 #14156661

Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.

Abraham Lincoln

Re: Satire for January 2013#14156838

By Buzz62 - 25 Jan 2013 14:51

- 25 Jan 2013 14:51 #14156838

A POEM.
By Buzz...

Friday is a wonderful day.
Last day of work, tomorrow's for play.
Except for me, it's not very nice.
I have to get up and get the spawn on the ice.
Hockey in the morn, and evening too.
Then Sunday again, out to freeze anew.
So I look forward to death and some much needed sleep.
Then I'll come back with a plan that I'll keep.
I'll have only girls, all pretty and cute.
I won't buy them sticks, or teach them to shoot.
That's how I plan, to perfect life on Earth.
By playing it smart, and spawning girls to birth.

Re: Satire for January 2013#14156851

By Rainbow Crow - 25 Jan 2013 15:19

- 25 Jan 2013 15:19 #14156851

Rojik of the Arctic wrote:

The Pope actually acknowledges climate change, though :hmm:

Re: Satire for January 2013#14158247

By quetzalcoatl - 27 Jan 2013 17:06

- 27 Jan 2013 17:06 #14158247

Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.

Abraham Lincoln

Re: Satire for January 2013#14158316

By Quantum - 27 Jan 2013 18:48

- 27 Jan 2013 18:48 #14158316

"This world ain't nothing much than a big brothel anyway. Prostitutism is the dominant ideology" - Noelnada

Re: Satire for January 2013#14158767

By quetzalcoatl - 28 Jan 2013 03:29

- 28 Jan 2013 03:29 #14158767

These paintings of Scott Listfield are satire of a strange sort: an astronaut visiting an alternate earth where media hegemony has become indistinguishable from reality.

http://astronautdinosaur.com/

Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration.

Abraham Lincoln

Re: Satire for January 2013#14158788

By Paradigm - 28 Jan 2013 04:19

- 28 Jan 2013 04:19 #14158788

The Surreal IRA claims responsibility for the snow currently falling on britain. We are happy to say that Operation Shrinkage was a success resulting in the closure of many schools, disruption of traffic and presumably a lot of people falling over. Don't listen to british media, this is NOT terrorism. The aim of Operation Shrinkage was to give the brits a taste of the shite weather that their presence inflicts on the people of Ireland.