[psilocyborg]

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five seven five ok?

[psilocyborg]

Vengeance is living
well and I have not been well
One more day to die

[Lightman]

"five seven five ok?" is six syllables.

[Potemkin]

"five seven five ok?" is six syllables.

Not if you pronounce it "okk" rather than "okay".

[psilocyborg]

Haha Potemkin
Obviously I meant ok
How embarrassing

[QatzelOk]

Haiku thread starts here
post only in haiku format
five seven five ok?

Not if you pronounce it "okk" rather than "okay".

A borg wrote: "Haikus!"

Respecting 5-7-5,

he signed with my name.

[Decky]

While I hate to inflate Pote's already over inflated ego, I prefer Tankas.

I am drunk horay.
I will be drunk tomorrow
Cider is guilty

Why choose grim sobriety
It makes everything shit

[anna]

Broken hearts are so
yesterday, and yet still haunt
all my tomorrows

[Godstud]

a springtime ribbit
awash in dump truck headlights
green gravel pancakes

[mikema63]

One Two three four five
Very properly written
This is a haiku

[anna]

Good Lord.... so much for
existential angst. Who can
outsuffer flat frogs?

[mikema63]

Five syllables
seven syllables
Five syllables

Above I have made
A non-traditional haiku
I make my own rules

[Eauz]

spear plunges, frozen fruits
distend hawkishly, achy
bawdy breeze rising

[recurnal]

This is line one (X)
This is line two (X) (X) (X)
Line three follows (X)

[Heisenberg]

O, great damned Satan
It's time to have breakfast now
What a crap haiku

[kobe]

Now I lay me down
so fuck the lord that wanker
Christ was a gay man

[Heisenberg]

I'd nail His cross if
you know what I mean, wink wink
Jesus likes it rough

[fuser]

Hail Comrade Stalin
Gentle father of Nations
I denounce my neighbour

[mikema63]

doubleplus good day
doubleplus ungood traitors
there will be a purge

[Heisenberg]

I'm sat here at work
and I really can't be arsed
I want to go home