[Potemkin]

Hehe, yeah, I know. He was a very religious Jew, and there's no way he would've supported that.

Yeah, the irony is that if Jesus hadn't accidentally founded his own religion, he would probably have been remembered as an important Jewish religious figure. He must be kicking St Paul's arse even as we speak!

Doesn't that fly in the face of Biblical evidence, in which God is described punishing the innocent for the sins of others with great relish?

Hmm.. yes, quite true. Still, I think that despite that, most Jews would agree that there has to be some measure of well, measure. You can't cause an earthquake because some people are having buttsex!

Depends how important you think people having buttseks is. Judging from the Scriptural evidence, God seems to be rather obsessed with it. It's therefore entirely credible that he would cause earthquakes because of it. Talk about making the Earth move, eh!

And isn't there a passage where God talks about the sins of the fathers being visited on the children even unto the seventh generation?

That's not really relevant, as I see it. It actually has some merit, as certain values and education carries on through-out the ages and generations.

Which was precisely Stalin's attitude, which is why he would have the entire family of an "enemy of the people" arrested too. He is almost universally condemned for doing this, yet when God does it, it's somehow okay. Hmmm....

[War Angel]

Judging from the Scriptural evidence, God seems to be rather obsessed with it.

Not precisely. It says that sex between two men cannot lead to impregnation, wastes sperm, and is therefore forbidden. If a man and a woman waste sperm, or if a single man on his own does so, it is the very same offence.

He is almost universally condemned for doing this, yet when God does it, it's somehow okay. Hmmm.... Hmmm

Stalin isn't God.

[Potemkin]

Not precisely. It says that sex between two men cannot lead to impregnation, wastes sperm, and is therefore forbidden. If a man and a woman waste sperm, or if a single man on his own does so, it is the very same offence.

Interesting. But then why don't I cause earthquakes every time I jerk off to internet porn? Cause that would be really cool. I could call myself 'Jerko' and wear a special costume and use my earthquake-causing powers to fight crime. Or something.

Stalin isn't God.

Yes he is. Heretic!

[War Angel]

But then why don't I cause earthquakes every time I jerk off to internet porn?

You just need to try harder.

I could call myself 'Jerko' and wear a special costume and use my earthquake-causing powers to fight crime. Or something.

You could have a side-kick, called Semen Man! Your love interest could be Orgasma, and your nemsis would be Impotentus!

Yes he is. Heretic!

I'm sorry, please don't hurt me. ;_;