Oh OK now I get why the Ausholes like Trump. As a nation of inbred hick criminals descended from the losers who were dumb enough to get caught in 1700's England, I imagine you have a bit of an inferiority complex. And your floating turd of a "continent," which most people know as being worth 3 soldiers in Risk: The Game of Global Conquest, was completely devastated by the introduction of rabbits, nature's lamest herbivores.
So you let politicians like Turncock and Bulltthwaite or whoever the fuck ship refugees off to Nauru, where you pay other people to torture browns into committing suicide on an island populated by people who went bankrupt after they sold off their precious stock of bird shit.
Well, here in AMERICA, we're not deathly scared of foreigners like you are. And I understand why you would be scared of them, because you would assume them to be criminals (like you). But we're AMERICAN. And unlike you we kicked Britain's ass instead of being stupid little bitches who still put a foreign monarch on our currency.
Suck it, Australia. Good job on being both less classy and more racist than our trailer trash.
"I know those words, but that sign makes no sense."