[showeverything1]

How will you celebrate if Donald Trump wins?
Some great ideas. I will go bowling with all my friends and drink and eat

[Donna]

Will probably just get drunk and shitpost.

[Igor Antunov]

The shitposts will blot out the internet. I will come to feast on the salty tears.

[The Immortal Goon]

Shrug indifferently.

Same as when Hillary wins.

Either way I'll snicker immaturely at the wanna-be revolutionaries and blinded true believers that have no idea how the government, or society works, that claps their hands like stupid monkeys because their imaginary friend multi-millionaire beat up their imaginary enemy multi-millionaire.

[pikachu]

For the first time in my life, I'll spend the whole day browsing Tumblr and similar SJW hangout places to see what they're up to.

[LV-GUCCI-PRADA-FLEX]

I'll wistfully cash my last CTR check ever.

[Igor Antunov]

It's ok I can pay you to permanently leave pofo. Your username is offensively bad.

[LV-GUCCI-PRADA-FLEX]

Sure. Money up front, though.

[colliric]

Probably get some KFC myself.... Haven't had it in a while.

And drink a Bud or two(I like Budweiser, we get it here now). Got Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Nelson County stored though, might break out one of those with ice cold Diet Coke and have a good drink. Bourbon and Cola(diet)....

Likely to have a drink regardless, but if Trump wins, it'll be a celebration.

[Tewodros III]

Stock up guns and prepare for a race war.