- 18 Aug 2019 05:40
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I must say a most magnificent post. I can tell you love the Tories and they don't make you puke at all do they? Hee hee hee.
Ay Senor @Kirillov I have been schmoozing all day with a woman who is bringing STEM and coding and so on to Mexican children. My job will be to teach adults English and History.
I am going to have to leave the debate with Ms. Kaiser here for tomorrow because I got to deal with a little boy telling me he wants a late night snack. How have you been Kirillov?
Kirillov wrote:Oh Tainari, why can't you see? Corbyn is a radical and unrealistic uber-communist because he wants to nationalise the railways (like the socialist dictatorships of France, Spain and pre-1994 Britain), make universities free (much like the Stalinist countries of Germany, France, Scandinavia, and Argentina), and introduce rent controls (as occurs in Maoist Germany, France, Spain, and Ireland). This entirely unrealistic and unrealisable plan of socialist destitution was introduced in a costed manifesto in 2017, while the realist and fiscally prudent Tories sensibly provided a non-costed manifesto for their healthy plan of not taxing mega corporations, slashing security for the poorest, privatising as many public services as they can get their hands on, and generally maximising economic inequality.
I mean, just take railway nationalisation as an example of how unrealistic and silly Labour are. Sure, British railways are one of the most expensive and least efficient in Europe! Sure, the British railway traveller essentially pays twice for the railway, once through tickets and the second time through subsidies! Sure, the rail companies act as a quasi-monopoly, jointly and consistently raising their ticket prices above the rate of inflation! Sure, said companies barely invest any of their profits back into the railways, preferring to send everything to their shareholders! Sure, some private railway companies have been so magnificently incompetent that even the Conservative government has had to nationalise some parts of the network in the south-east (the UK's core economic area) because of the sheer damage those companies were doing to national productivity! Sure, the thousands of pounds that an annual rail ticket between England's biggest cities costs eats up a huge proportion of even a middle-class income! Sure, even quite a few (heretical) Tories now recognise that privatisation was a mistake! But why can't you see, Tainari, WHY CAN'T YOU SEE, that to nationalise the railways would be to introduce the grossest unfreedom seen since Stalin collectivised agriculture? Why can't you see, my dear Tainari, that to render a utility that massive numbers of the population rely on to work affordable will directly lead to the Gulag!?
That damned radical Corbyn! I mean, he even suggested putting the absolving of student debt under review (not promising to pay it off, not promising to absolve it, but simply placing it under review - such unadulterated radicalism!). It's not like student debt is a ticking time bomb, a bubble waiting to burst, because the Tories jacked up student fees to £9000 a year at the same time as the financial crisis made graduate jobs ever harder to come by. He'll drag us back to that dark time in Britain's history when it was a communist dystopia - 1945 to 1998, when universities were affordable to most and even free to some!
Remember, Labour believe in the magic money tree: to them, money comes from the air! Not like our wonderfully realist and fiscally prudent Conservative government, who've decided to hand out money by the shovel load in corporate tax cuts, upper income tax cuts, and prison development (along with nice big backhanders to their fundamentalist Protestant allies in Northern Ireland, who just love to contribute to the stability of that famously peaceful part of the world by backing the marches of the Orange Order through Catholic areas in acts of evident provocation)! After a decade of saying that Britain can't afford social security payments, disability benefits, libraries, a well-funded police force, well-funded local councils, or well-funded healthcare, this same beautifully prudent government has decided that Britain can well afford the multi-billion divorce bill to the EU and the annual multi-billion hit to the British economy that even the most optimistic Brexiteer knows will be inevitable in the short term!
I mean, Corbyn is just so radical! Not like those humble moderates currently in office. You know the ones I mean. The ones insisting on no-deal Brexit, the most radical and damaging form of Brexit, because they believe in shock-doctrine neo-liberalism, whereby they'll use the inevitable recession after leaving the EU to justify an even harsher form of austerity and economic inequality, one that result in the NHS being pawned off to the Americans and the introduction of a US-style healthcare system where a broken bone can bankrupt even quite stable middle-class households. The same form of Brexit which will permanently alienate Scotland and Northern Ireland, at best creating two Catalonias in the UK, at worst leading directly to the dissolution of the country altogether!
Oh, those saintly moderates! Oh, those supporters of all things moderate, like reintroducing the death penalty, chucking out the Human Rights Act, and doubting in/completely ignoring climate change and environmental protection! Silly Corbyn, silly socialists, wanting clean air, safe water, economically affordable renewable energy!
And he calls himself a socialist! How dare he?! He doesn't live in a bin, chewing on rinds of thrown-away pizza, the only true metric of socialism! He's not like those real men of the people Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg, who definitely haven't spent their lives luxuriating in unearned privilege! Oh, why won't he listen to real socialists like Tony Blair, who made the Labour Party almost indistinguishable from the Tories!
I must say a most magnificent post. I can tell you love the Tories and they don't make you puke at all do they? Hee hee hee.
Ay Senor @Kirillov I have been schmoozing all day with a woman who is bringing STEM and coding and so on to Mexican children. My job will be to teach adults English and History.
I am going to have to leave the debate with Ms. Kaiser here for tomorrow because I got to deal with a little boy telling me he wants a late night snack. How have you been Kirillov?
La historia de mi amor
se pudiera encontrar
en cada corazón,
en cada soledad.
Silvio Rodriguez
se pudiera encontrar
en cada corazón,
en cada soledad.
Silvio Rodriguez