[SpecialOlympian]

I’m expecting Walz to dunk on Vance because Vance is an absolute black hole of charisma. Plus Walz was a high school teacher, he’s probably dealt with smarty shits like his whole career.

[Potemkin]

Let's eat CATS!

[wat0n]

Do you guys think there will be another debate between Harris and Trump? Assuming the last debate does lead to an increase in the polled support for Kamala Harris.

[SpecialOlympian]

Trump already said he won’t, he’s just declared victory and moved on. Judging by how he immediately went out and started making up numbers like “I won 92 to 8” he knows he ate shit and won’t do another.

You can tell he knows it’s bad because that’s what he learned from Roy Cohn: if you’re threatened just attack nonstop. And he went on the attack immediately after.

Plus there’s no way to prepare himself for another debate. A black woman talked back to him and said he was wrong. He’s not able to practice not getting absolutely enraged about that. Women only exist to get terrible plastic surgery and compliment him. I think we all know how he feels about black people.

[wat0n]

Yeah, but I don't know if he would reassess if the debate affects polling. Like Kamala Harris winning the national vote by 5%+.

I agree Trump won't debate again if the polling remains the same. He doesn't really have a reason to.

[starman2003]

Do you guys think there will be another debate between Harris and Trump? Assuming the last debate does lead to an increase in the polled support for Kamala Harris.

Ha, looks like a no-win situation for Donald. It he doesn't debate he looks chicken; if he does he'll only come off worse again.

[JohnRawls]

Trump campaign has just pressed the accelerator on self-destruction. The whole fact that Harris is turning classically safe Republican states like Iowa, Texas and so on in to battleground states should make them wet their pants at some point. If this continues then you know, it is gonna look really really bad for Trump in the end.

[Deutschmania]

This whole episode concerning Haitians in Springfield , Ohio does remind me of this episode of Alf , in which he's suspected of eating Lucky , the family cat . He ended up searching the town for the missing cat , in order to clear his name .

[Rancid]

https://twitter.com/BMeiselas/status/1835065876569374758

The party of family values...

[JohnRawls]

Let us not forget MAGA shits terrorizing Springfield because their lies seem to have been exposed:

[JohnRawls]

The party of family values...

Yeah I know Rancid, it is funny also in Russia with this regard when those Oligarchs and Putins cronies or even Putin himself are like with 5 lowers and 6 children out of weeding, actively participating with prostitutes while going to church on television spouting family values.

His favourite roll model - Putin. Has had an affair with Kabayeva for like 15 years now with 3 children already. Technically he is not married since he divorced his wife like 2 years ago.

[Rancid]

Let us not forget MAGA shits terrorizing Springfield because their lies seem to have been exposed:

MAGA should be labeled a terrorist organization. They have single handedly spiked political violence over the last 10 years or so.

If it's not obvious how against America MAGA and Trump is.... you are a moron.

[SpecialOlympian]

I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!

ahahaha

[ingliz]

For all your guns, you Americans are shit shots. According to CNN, another assassin (or two?) missed their chance to take out Trump today.

He was playing golf when the incident occurred.

[SpecialOlympian]

OK at this point they're just doing it themselves to make the least likable person in the country sympathetic.

And it's not working, nobody cares. It turns out pro-gun policy in America is so successful that our response to it is, "Shut up already."

[SpecialOlympian]

I'm listening to the Dollop podcast episode on JD Vance and they're at the part of Hillbilly Elegy where he talks about getting to Yale and spitting out his first taste of sparkling water because he'd never had it before.

What a fucking unimaginative writer Vance is. You're telling me he's a hillbilly who never had a soda before? Or pop, he's from the Midwest so he likely calls it pop instead. He never drank 7-Up? He never had a drink from a bunch of two liters of Sprite at a birthday party? He went through the military and never had a Coca-Cola, so the entire concept of carbonated beverages was so foreign to him that he assumed it was witchcraft when he got to Yale? I thought the joke was that Hillbillies don't drink water, they drink soda, which is why they have terrible teeth.

If you're from the Midwest, the taste of a clear, carbonated lemon-lime beverage is one of the most universal experiences you can possibly have besides getting buttfucked in a corn field. It would have been more believable if he spat it out because it was the first time he tasted water, or unflavored pop as his hillbilly Yale law school ass would call it.

"There's a-summin' wrong with yer Sprite, mister! A witch done come and took your flavor!" I exclaimed with such force that the corncob pipe flew out of my mouth. I am the everyman, sympathize with me.

[Unthinking Majority]

Somebody tried to shoot Trump again today.

[Rancid]

@SpecialOlympian, Trump has Kid Rock in his corner though....

Taylor Swift is living rent free in fat Donnies head.

Somebody tried to shoot Trump again today.

That'll happen when you're a piece of shit. That said, I'm going to go ahead and claim that it was staged, and desperate attempt to bring attention to himself. If the dipshit MAGA fuck heads get to throw out random conspiracy, I might as well too. DJT is an attention whore. He needs external validation constantly. It's time to deny him of the attention he doesn't deserve anyway. Fuck him, and fuck MAGA.

[SpecialOlympian]

Somebody tried to shoot Trump again today.

Nobody cares right now and it will be forgotten in 3 days. Just like the previous assassination attempt.

I will bet anyone $100 that this doesn't matter in 3 days. I understand this is a very vague definition, which is why I won't pay you if I lose.

[SpecialOlympian]

Lmao I legit offered Rainbow Crow $100 if Hillary lost and he turned it down. What an Idiot I am. And what a correct fool he was.

He no longer posts. I assume the revolving cavalcade of rightwing influencers who fucking brainwashed him to the point where he broke down crying after getting a COVID shot eventually killed him because he overdosed on Ivermectin. RIP, idiot. Told you a thousand times to stop listening to liars who want to sell you supplements and you just went and OD'd on horse medicine.

One of my favorite things he would do is say some dumbass rightwing conspiracy shit like, "Birds is spermjacking mens around Australian cities like High Perth and Down Wuzzit. They put the jizz from high value men all up in themselves and birth babies made of gold, that get you big child checks from the father."

"Where you did you hear this from?"

"Local news."

"No you didn't. Aussie Channel 9 News at 9 is not doing spermjacking stories. Where did you get it from?"

"I learned it from the local news. Not 4chan greentext posts."

God rest that complete moron. He's in heaven now, but he's afraid that the down from angel wings contains the Covid cure so he runs away from them.