I am the make believe millionaire Liberals hate so much.
Liberals point to the millions that I make. But never a word about how that money actually helps society.
I don't know of one wealthy person who keeps his money under his pillow, or in his basement.
I am now going to set the stage for my logical argument with some upfront facts...
If I gave away all my millions today, and became like you, would that change America? The answer is no. Therefore, you need me to be wealthy, so I can keep paying your welfare.
OK, now I'm confused. You want me to remain rich so your welfare check continues to come in. But at the same time, you keep criticizing me for being rich?
Let's look at how I spend my millions.
I live in a mansion, where...
I have house help
a pool person
a personal trainer
an accountant to do my taxes
So, here I am, a multi-millionaire, providing jobs for a dozen+ people.
What do you have against me creating jobs for people? At the end of the day, only the rich can employ people. I don't remember ever working for a broke person before, do you?
I pay Hefty property taxes. More income for the government.
I own an expensive home theater system, with expensive 108 inch TV. This big spending helps the economy, and provides work for home automation people. Have you ever hired home automation people? Very unlikely. So but for me keeping them in business, they won't have a job.
I put money into the economy by purchasing expensive cars. I pay a disproportionate amount to register my Bentley, and Aston martins, which tear up the road the same as your Ford F-150. In other words, without me to shoulder the larger bill of road maintenance, you would be paying more to register your Ford F-150. But do you thank me for keeping money in your pocket? No. All I get is disdain.
I pay way more to get my Bentley serviced, washed, etc. Thus, I keep mechanics employed.
I stay at expensive hotel suites. This pumps money back into the economy. Without me, only motel 6 would exist.
Liberals love their iPhones, but hate the process that led to it's creation. Poor people don't make iphones.
I have the premium package for cable/satellite TV. This keeps TV companies in business. What do you have against me keeping the cable companies in business?
My private jet is parked in a hanger at the airport. This service costs me hundreds of thousands of Dollars annually. This is money going to fund the government. What do you have against me funding the government? Remember, that is where your welfare checks come from.
Furthermore, what do you have against me keeping airplane manufacturers in business?
I keep the rest of my money in banks. This helps make sure that there is money available when you want to borrow money. I'm also keeping bank employees employed, and keeping the building owner rich.
I fall in the top 1% or taxpayers, and I pay 42% of all the income tax collected by the government. Without me paying these huge taxes, how would you collect your welfare check? You can't. Seems to me you're biting the hand that feeds you.
Perhaps the most important point of all, is that wealthy Liberals like Pelosi, Obama, Al Gore, Soros, John Kerry, Oprah, have yet to give their money away to charity. If you Liberals really believe in wealth re-distribution, what better way to convince me than to show me?
At the end of the day, "wealthy Liberal" should be an oxymoron. Therefore, wealthy Liberals are all hypocrites.
Poor Liberals are hypocrites too, since I haven't heard any of you criticize the wealth of your rich counterparts. How come they haven't given their wealth away to help the poor like they preach?
The following are indisputable facts...
We cannot all be rich. True.
We can all be poor. True.
Only the rich can create jobs. True.
That means the only way for all of us to be equal like Liberals want, is if we all became poor. Everybody was equally poor in Communist Russia. They all were miserable because of it.
So, essentially by wanting to get rid of rich people, Liberals want all Americans to be poor equally. Why?
A corporation’s primary goal is to make money. Government’s primary role is to take a big chunk of that money and give it to others.