[Godstud]

The sacrifices you make are breath-taking, AFAIK.

[anarchist23]

Fucking hell.
Have just been on the nudist club website. (Spring Wood Sun Club) This seems a better club than this one, woman outnumber the men three to one and they are all naked. This is to good to miss. Bye

[fuser]

Delete.

[Godstud]

This seems a better club than this one, woman outnumber the men three to one and they are all naked.

Just because they like to be naked, doesn't mean that they should be. Naked on the internet? Bizarre.

[Donna]

Would anyone be interested in examining my anus and scrotum to ensure that I am fit to defend the nation.

[SpecialOlympian]

Whoa whoa, calm down everyone. We'll draw lots for it. Donald, go oil yourself up while we figure this out.

[AFAIK]

Holy shit Donald! I would have been trampled in that stampede if it wasn't for the lubrication that allowed everyone to slide over each other.

[jessupjonesjnr87]

Would anyone be interested in examining my anus

Ill do it but you'll have to pull your head out first.

[SpecialOlympian]

As a Man Brigadier, I think I should be inducted automatically.

My name will be Benito Bandito and I will wear a dildo helmet.

APPROVED

I would like to join this group of esteemed gentle men.

I'd like the title Chief Executive Job Creator. I believe that no chore is too small to deny someone a zero-hour contract. I already have dozens of proles on call ready to flush my toilet, tie my shoelaces and caddy my umbrella. I'm so philanthropic that I forgo work myself so as to allow others more opportunities to labour on my behalf.

APPROVED

[SpecialOlympian]

WE HAVE REACHED OUR GOAL AND ARE READY TO ACTIVATE THIS GROUP

Greetings all.

You know me to be an ardent fascist. I have many things to discuss about our ideology which, for obvious reasons, can not be discussed openly. Join me and we will fight liberalism again and probably lose but hey, that's our thing and darn tootin' are we good at it.

Assuming enough people join, I figure I can get this thing finished in time to hand off the reigns to our grandchildren. So who will join? So far I have the following:

Current Members

-Section Leader - Leader of this Section
-Me - Quadrant Commander
-Fasces - Super Duper Uber Fuhrer Ultra Supreme Deluxe With Fries
-Bulaba - Last Beef of Scotland
-Taxizen
-Decky
-Noelnada
-The Immortal Goon - Ailtire na hAiséirghe
-John Rawls - Grand Genghis of the Gaystapo AKA the GayGayGay
-Godstud
-Lexington - Very hetero leather-clad whip-wielding SS hunk
-Technology - The Mechanical Mengele (Placeholder title)
-JSR1
-Dagoth Ur - Lv. 46 Masculine Energy Field Manipulator
-Red_Army - Benito Bandito
-AFAIK - Chief Executive Job Creator
-Mikema63 - Oiled Body Inspector Who is Himself Also Oily and Contemptible Half-Jew
-Donald - Lice Inspector General and Probationary Crypto-Jew
-Nets the Vile Jew (who will always be last on this list)

The Fallen Heroes

-Kman (In spirit)
-Killborn (Unpersoned. Also Sithsaber)

Vital Statistics

Current members: 17 GOAL EXCEEDED!!!

Members needed: 0 GOAL REACHED!!!

Supporters needed: 0 GOAL REACHED!!!

Jewish members: 2 GOAL FAILED!!!


Our Official Charter

1) Section Leader, the greatest fascist to ever grace these forums, is the official Grand High Poobah with me serving as the Quadrant Commander. I have the ability to enroll/remove people. Final decisions are always deferred to Section Leader.

2) Liberalism and its continuing march of progress are an unstoppable juggernaut that we can only throw our bodies before in the hopes of slowing it down or adjusting its course the smallest iota. More than anything, we are the stewards of liberalism and must fight to keep it strong.

3) We strive to emulate our hero Hitler, the most amazing homosexual meth addict the world has ever seen.

4) Fasces, as Ultra Supreme Super Duper Uber Fuhrer, is in charge of promoting people up the Aryan Ladder. Everyone begins as an Operating Thulian Level 1 (OT-1) and may move up the ladder to achieve enwhitenment.

5) John Rawls, as the Grand Genghis of the Gaystapo, is the ultimate arbiter of what is and is not gay. If he says you are gay then congratulations on your new life style (forced labor until you starve to death).

6) TIG, as Ailtire na hAiséirghe, is our Thule society's delegate to Ry'Leh and Cthulu. Because apparently he speaks the language.

7) All new members and captured Jews must have their hair, all of it even the pubes, inspected by Donald, the Lice Inspector General.

Bulaba shall now and forever hold the title as Last Beef of Scotland for being the last person in the country to have farted. We excuse and allow his many flights to Scotland to retain this title.

9) Lexingotn, our Very hetero leather-clad whip-wielding SS hunk is NOT GAY. The leather is so he doesn't hurt himself with the whip. He has permission to hit your butt with it if you look like your posture is slacking.

[Flaro]

May I suggest an anthem for this club.

No Homo Home Sepient
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[The Immortal Goon]

TIG, as Ailtire na hAiséirghe, is our Thule society's delegate to Ry'Leh and Cthulu. Because apparently he speaks the language.

I think this will be the uniform of the Goon Squad, which will control party loyalty. Like all strong fascist groups, it will be almost universally known by the color of shirts that they wear.



NAILED IT

[Gletkin]

I wish to join the Fascist Bundles of Sticks Club (Group club, not wood club) because it excites me to have my stick tied to those of others.

[wat0n]

I'm in, can't wait for that pube inspection!

[Noelnada]

I'm in, can't wait for that pube inspection!

Homosexual or jewish behaviours won't be tolerated as they would undermine our white male group cohesion.

[SpecialOlympian]

Please disclose your Jew status when asking to enroll. Are you Jew negative or positive? We require full disclosure for enrollment.

[Gletkin]

Homosexual or jewish behaviours won't be tolerated as they would undermine our white male group cohesion.

Who said anything about "homosexual"?
What could possibly be construed as "homosexual" in this group?

[Noelnada]

What could possibly be construed as "homosexual" in this group?

Pube inspection sounds very jewish and homosexual, i think i was right to raise this point.

Quadrant Commander will take the appropriate steps to investigate the matter, *cough*, however .

[Gletkin]

He will investigate it thoroughly, yes?

[wat0n]

Please disclose your Jew status when asking to enroll. Are you Jew negative or positive? We require full disclosure for enrollment.

I'm a mischling.

There is nothing gay about a good old pube inspection, Noelnada.