The Bike Times wrote:Car Makers Move to Recognize Bike Paths as Terrorist Organization
An association of multinational national automobile companies and global suppliers, has asked the USA government to quickly declare "bike paths" an official terrorist organization.
"Bike paths have significant terrorist capability, including the transport of weaponry, as well as increased and healthier terrorist commuting options," the organization tweeted on Friday.
"That is why today I am asking to have Bike Paths banned in their entirety."
The Organization of Auto Safety aims to push through the change in congress next week.
Wearing clothes that suggest support for bike paths, arranging meetings for bicycle organisation, or publishing an image of a bike path or cyclist logo that would suggest designated bike lanes, would be in breach of the law.
The move would help rationalize transportation options in the USA by encouraging more people to choose electric SUVs and pickup trucks.
It seems like car companies can't handle competition from a much more honest and humble product.
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