Realtalk: Hunter Biden is an actual cool as shit crack addict who has had guns pointed at him while trying to buy. That is cool as hell. The man has/had an addiction and he has the balls to face death to satisfy his cravings. Like, every time something comes out about Hunter it's: "One time, Hunter had an escort snort coke off his dick and also the escort didn't charge him and then they got married."
The Trump children look like Sims waiting on commands in The Sims when their father isn't shouting at them. It's just sad, and I feel bad for Eric, Don, and Ivanka because they are such weak willed willed fuckups that they can't exist without their father. If Hunter wants crack he will stare down the barrel of a gun and sweet talk you into selling. The Trump children are just milquetoast losers who have done nothing with their lives.
Here is a picture of Donald Jr. after he paid an African game warden to help him kill an old elephant on a preservation.
Isn't that cool? Look at how cool this guy is. This is way cooler and a huge display of virile masculinity. A man being escorted to a specific place where he could kill an elephant marked for death on an African wildlife preservation. That's way cooler than just wandering out of a Motel 6 and tracking down hardcore drugs. Hunter literally decided "I would rather get fucked up on coke tonight than join the US Navy, a fleet of losers that do nothing and continually crash their ships into each other." And Hunter was right, as he always is.
But Don Jr. is cool. He paid to kill an elephant. Nobody can do that, especially not Midwestern dentists with small dicks and $50,000 in cash they have no idea what to do with.