- 15 Jan 2004 22:13
#79297
-I simply couldn´t resist.....
There used to be a joke about apparatchik perks:
It is the year-end meeting of Collective Farm Red October. A meeting has
been called of all the workers.
Party Rep: We would like to thank Maria Ivanova for her work this year with
the cows. Good work! In recognition of her services, she will receive a
vacation in Sochi.
Audience: Ura!
Party Rep: Now, Mikhail Vlashinkov has done excellent work with the chickens
this year, and so he will receive a year-end bonus!
Audience: Ura! Bravo Misha!
Party Rep: Finally, Anastasia Shmilankova has had truly impressive success
in the area of ideology and the development of discipline among the
farmworkers. For her great efforts in this direction, she will be rewarded
with a a complete set of the works of Lenin!
Audience: Serves the bitch right!
There used to be a joke about apparatchik perks:
It is the year-end meeting of Collective Farm Red October. A meeting has
been called of all the workers.
Party Rep: We would like to thank Maria Ivanova for her work this year with
the cows. Good work! In recognition of her services, she will receive a
vacation in Sochi.
Audience: Ura!
Party Rep: Now, Mikhail Vlashinkov has done excellent work with the chickens
this year, and so he will receive a year-end bonus!
Audience: Ura! Bravo Misha!
Party Rep: Finally, Anastasia Shmilankova has had truly impressive success
in the area of ideology and the development of discipline among the
farmworkers. For her great efforts in this direction, she will be rewarded
with a a complete set of the works of Lenin!
Audience: Serves the bitch right!