- 05 Sep 2021 13:08
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It seems to work too. So it's win-win all round then - the horny teenagers off themselves in a spectacular pyrotechnic display, and likely help their in-group's cause in the process. They get what they want - a glorious death in the certain belief that 24 doe-eyed virgins await them, not to mention the approval of their friends and family, without having to go through all the tiresome rigmarole of getting a job, finding a suitable bride who won't cheat on them with the milkman, and raising a handful of squalling brats for two decades while working a soul-destroying job they hate to pay for it all. They get wafted straight to Paradise, baby! And if they don't, they're not going to know about it, on account of being dead. Which would be their eventual fate anyway, after decades of gruelling struggle. They can't lose!
Rugoz wrote:It's something you tell 16-year old horny teenagers to sacrifice themselves.
It seems to work too. So it's win-win all round then - the horny teenagers off themselves in a spectacular pyrotechnic display, and likely help their in-group's cause in the process. They get what they want - a glorious death in the certain belief that 24 doe-eyed virgins await them, not to mention the approval of their friends and family, without having to go through all the tiresome rigmarole of getting a job, finding a suitable bride who won't cheat on them with the milkman, and raising a handful of squalling brats for two decades while working a soul-destroying job they hate to pay for it all. They get wafted straight to Paradise, baby! And if they don't, they're not going to know about it, on account of being dead. Which would be their eventual fate anyway, after decades of gruelling struggle. They can't lose!
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