One other thing that conservatives want to conserve is separate public toilets for the two sexes, male and female.
Liberals would allow a person to go into whatever public toilet they wish.
Uh. So let me get this straight. Conservatives believe it is of political importance to worry and fret over how the restrooms are labeled? The economy is on a roller coaster ride. Our elections are in danger of meaninglessness. We have a president who is incapable of telling the truth. Our military is involved in two major military actions and countless little ones. We have administration members under investigation for all manner of corruption. We have millions uninsured. We have schools that are failing. We have our old cold war enemies again challenging our hegemony in the Western Hemisphere and our influence around the world. We have a climate crisis that must be addressed. And much more. And what issue are "conservatives" rallying behind? Their abject terror that some woman might sidle up to the urinal next to them and pee.
Oh the horror. Oh the humanity. If this doesn't trigger the Big Cowboy to blow the horn of Armageddon, I don't know what will. Michael must be warming up as we speak. It is all so confusing for the boys and girls at Georgia Tech to deal with their mandatory History of the Confederacy studies and then be constantly looking under the door at the stall next to them lest the person there be plumbed differently. Can you imagine the scar on a little boy when he learns later on that someone without a penis pooped right next to him.
Scared for life. Struck gay on the spot. Or God forbid he doesn't care and has to live with the label "liberal" for the rest of his life. God forgives all sins but doesn't forgive liberalism.
But what is a small business to do? Nobody in the world has a problem with only having one restroom used by both sexes. The problem only arises when there are two. Well that is OK too. You can have one men and one women or not even bother to label either of them. That is fine. It is only when fate should find two people in the same restroom at the same time that there is a problem. But that is where I get really confused. (And I am a conservative so I rail against baby changing tables in the restroom.) Well lets pause on that for a moment.
It seems that the problem is the absolute belief that the two sexes should never be together in the same restroom. Well this is a big problem. The other day, at the Atlanta Airport, I saw a man bring his baby girl into the men's room. They used the changing table and there she was for all to see. A girl in the men's room. Warm up Gabriel. I have, many times, seen mothers take their little boys into the ladies room. Not only are the woman in there in serious danger of being damaged but the little boy could be struck gay right on the spot. But you say I am joking. These are babies and small children. What if they were teenagers? It is about sexual behavior.
Outside of Georgia, going to the bathroom is not sexual behavior Hindsite. You will have to take this as a matter of faith. But here is more confusion. If a little girl dresses as a boy, how can you tell in a public restroom? Should there be a genital checker at the door. That could be a good retirement job for you. Who could object to a brief pants-down inspection at the door. I will grant that should you accidentally see a 18 year old girls vagina at the door to the men's room you might be turned into a pillar of salt but you will just have to take one for the team. Or you can let me do it because I am clothed in the armor of the medical profession and immune to genitalia. (Well other than Padma Lakshmi's but that is for another thread.)
But it is about what turns one on, you might say. You don't want a girl in the boy's room getting turned on by the penises. Some comments about that. First is that the boys do want that and always have. The fact that this transsexual girl actually would get more turned on in the girls room leaves us in a quandary. Should one use the restroom associated with what does not turn one on or the one assigned to their gender. That gay guy standing next to me might be turned on by my package but a gay woman wouldn't. So with whom should I be more comfortable? It is all so confusing. Now just because she (the gay woman) is not turned on by me does not mean that I am not turned on by her. I have met some smokin' hot lesbians in my day. So is the problem that I might be led into the sin of coveting my lesbian neighbors ass? Maybe that's it.
How big a problem is this? Well. In the 18-24 year old age group about .5% of people identify as transsexual. So extrapolating (look it up) we can conclude that in our rural elementary school of two hundred children, one of them might be identifying as the other sex. For more of them are gay and either don't know it yet or are hiding.
But you know Hindsite. This kind of issue gets small-minded people really excited. And they are really fun to watch. Wait for post two later. We will discuss the crisis of gay men using men's rooms.
Blow Gabriel Blow.