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By Oxymoron
#1875336
During my time in the service I have seen things terrible things and it was awesome.
I found my calling on the killing fields, massacaring entire villages in the name of Thor to earn my spot in Valhalla. I call on you my fellow Neo Pagans come fort and name yourself, the time of the Godless Dictator is over you can openly show your loyality to your true holy masters again.

Services begin Thorsday at 9 am.

Virgin sacrifice at 12 noon,(We got a hot one this time)

Burning of unbelievers at 4 sharp dont be late or your toast :hmm: .

Admission is free, but there is a 50$ exit fee.

Hope to see you all there.
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By Ollie Garkey
#1875346
But what if we're having such a good time with the drinking and the thoring that we don't want to leave?
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By Oxymoron
#1875354
But what if we're having such a good time with the drinking and the thoring that we don't want to leave?


OG, did I tell you that your becoming one of my favorite posters?
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By Dave
#1876836
Lo, there do I see my father.

Lo, there do I see my mother,
And my sisters, and my brothers.

Lo, there I do see the line of my people,
Back to the beginning!

Lo, they do call to me.

They bid me to take my place among them,
In the halls of Valhalla!

Where the brave shall live forever!
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By Thunderhawk
#1876923
What kind of ritual set up are we using?

Ones that involve BBQs and heretical virginal sheep to sacrifice and roast.. err.. burn, or actual people? If the latter, there is this annoying Green city boy I dont care for.


I can bring me troop to take care of things related to fire, and we can provide a nice light show after dark.
Last edited by Thunderhawk on 18 Apr 2009 10:54, edited 1 time in total.
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By Nattering Nabob
#1876947
Lol, there do I see my father.

Lol, there do I see my mother,
And my sisters, and my brothers.

Lol, there I do see the line of my people,
Back to the beginning!

Lol, they do call to me.

They bid me to take my place among them,
In the halls of Valhalla!

Where the brave shall live forever!
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By Oxymoron
#1877062
actual people?


Come on this is the real deal baby, we either need volounteers or we can just kidnap some of the THP voters.
By Falx
#1877069
Funny thing is that as many people voted for my party as did for the one you're in.

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