- 04 Mar 2022 04:15
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There's an ETF (exchange traded fund) called ARKK. ARKK is a collection of companies, mostly environmentalists, who think they are going to save the world. One guy thinks he can power the grid with cat farts, another thinks his crystals absorb carbon from the atmosphere, they only have one thing in common: they're all losers. Their stocks do nothing but tank, yet people keep throwing money at them in a deranged attempt to assuage their white guilt.
Then there's another ETF called SARK. I assume this stands for sadism-ARKK or snark ARKK or something. The reason I assume this is because (1) it's more fun that way and (2) through a complex system of stock options that I won't explain here, when ARKK goes down the SARK goes up and vice versa. It's like yin and yang, except that yang always wins.
These types of instruments have become a lot more common over time and it's actually really great because this is pretty much the monetization of liberal tears. It's also super reliable as stocks go because even if there is a breakthrough in the healing crystals department, the other 99 stocks will still be losers, so you aren't risking very much.
That's wulfy's financial advice for the day. Go out and buy SARK now!
Then there's another ETF called SARK. I assume this stands for sadism-ARKK or snark ARKK or something. The reason I assume this is because (1) it's more fun that way and (2) through a complex system of stock options that I won't explain here, when ARKK goes down the SARK goes up and vice versa. It's like yin and yang, except that yang always wins.
These types of instruments have become a lot more common over time and it's actually really great because this is pretty much the monetization of liberal tears. It's also super reliable as stocks go because even if there is a breakthrough in the healing crystals department, the other 99 stocks will still be losers, so you aren't risking very much.
That's wulfy's financial advice for the day. Go out and buy SARK now!
Lmao, I guarantee you no fund manager is driving an ETF based purely on spite. -- some guy out there actually believes this.