Then yesterday he babbled: "it will be a Democrat Shutdown!" because the Democrats preferred not to add $5,700,000,000 to the Trump Deficit for an obviously stupid waste of money.
For awhile it seemed that Donald would actually be able to fulfill the minimum requirement of his job: keep the government functioning. Then he was subjected to attacks from "deep state" Donald Land version. Super Star opportunists saw an opportunity to cash in. Right wing wet dream V.I.P. Ann Coulter chimed in with the type of grammar school nonsense that Trump excels in claiming that Donald was a “Gutless President in a Wall-Less Country.” She called Mr. Trump a “gigantic douchebag.” Donald, the intellectual giant that he is, immediately paid Ms. Coulter the ultimate insult in Donald Land …. he "unfollowed" her on twitter. Donald's de facto Chief of Staff Sean Hannity was on vacation and neglected to offer his wisdom but his fill in Dan Bongino served up a cast of ass kissing lackeys to whom he offered his gratitude …. “Thanks for fighting the good fight, guys,” Mr. Bongino said. This was too much for our wise, sensible and level headed POTUS to bear. His penis was being disputed.
Then there is Donald's take on the stock market: "The reason our stock market is so successful is because of me." I don't have time for that one but, sleep well tonight. America is being run by a "very stable genius" .