***UPDATE***
@godstud and the rest of the vaccine junkies on this board. Also @colliric
I have been doing some independent research. I have thus formulated a sensible strategy.
My parents have received both their pfizer shots. Both are in their 60's, my dad is in high risk category so I actually encouraged him to do it - he was very unwilling. But in tandem with his work mandating it (he has a very sweet job he doesn't want to ditch) and my advice he caved.
My mum got it because she works taking care of really old farts and didn't want to be the odd sheep out. She's also really dumb, like 90's IQ tier. Good thing both me and my sister did not inherit the stupid genes, 60-70% active paternal gene expression represent.
So far dad has had no adverse reactions. Mum had none either, until recently (which may be unrelated) but she was diagnosed with very high blood sugar. I'm keeping tabs on that one looking for correlations. She's never had high blood sugar and does not have a shitty diet. So this happening just after vaccine is suspect.
Both my sister and her partner (they are young, in their mid-20's) got Pfizer. He had no reaction, but my sister did get sick for 2 days after her second shot. I encouraged her to get it because she's a fat cunt due to hormonal issues and this is better. She is ok now. They both had to get it for their work - they both have very high paying 6-figure jobs and didn't want to lose them.
I am not at the whims of wage slaving employers. I also have the luxury to observe the mid-term effects of this vaccine in my closest family in person. They are all getting their blood tested regularly (on my advice-before and now after their gene therapy-only reason we caught the dramatic rise in blood sugar for mum).
I am using them as guinea pigs. I don't care about the meme virus, or getting coerced into it by some employer or government mandate to keep me out of businesses. I don't leave the house when I'm in this shithole, Australians are not my cup of tea. I play abroad.
And that's where the rub is, I need to get on a plane asap. I need to leave this cuck nanny state far behind. I have access to manhattan sized family land in europe and the means to develop it. I have citizenship in 4 countries. I want to start my empire. I want to have five wives with 30+ kids in three different countries. For this reason I may consider getting the Pfizer but only after some further observation and only if I can't get a flight without it.
Also, if they mandate a 3rd jab I'm out - it only provides 2-3 weeks additional 'protection' then basically peters out to nothing in people over 60's, people who need it most of all. Suspect as fuck.
If all these conditions are met - mum didn't get diabetes from the vaccine, sister isn't going to suffer heart damage alongside her partner, and no issues pop up in dad AND they don't mandate a 3rd booster shot - then and ONLY THEN will I receive the two Pfizer jabs.
And only because I have come up with a self medicating safety strategy (based on all my research) which serves to mitigate the potential killing blows of the clot shot aspect of this vaccine. eg I have started a daily regimen of 100mg baby aspirin to thin out my blood, and have begun strenuous cardiovascular exercise, doing brutal military commando-standard 5-8 mins shuttle runs every second day. This should counter-act the possibility of the clot shot blowing a vessel in my brain or inducing micro-clots in my lungs and heart.
I'm going to avoid Moderna because it is significantly more potent than pfizer in terms of acting dosage and all of the side effects, and Astra Zeneca is just too fucky and inconsistent to trust. I know too many people firsthand that are still suffering side effects of that vaccine months later. They would have been better off getting covid.
So this fits in nicely with the Pfizer waiting list which is at present up to 6 months. I intend to ditch this pozzed shithole next year. I'm out, back to Balkans where the slavic women with legs for miles are 10x hotter than the anglo-saxon troll-things with little legs, and where the climate is normal, where actual seasons exist. My kingdom awaits. But if the clot shot blows my brains out I'm coming for you @Godstud, from beyond the grave.