Rancid wrote:I suggest you avoid bar fights man. People die all the time in bar fights.
The truth is the truth, though.
When I lived in China, I got in more fights than anywhere I've ever been.
Once in China, I was walking to my girlfriend's bar, and I heard a ruckus, and I hid behind a post, and I got to watch a guy get hit in the head with a baseball bat.
One time, I was in a girlie bar (sorry for the R-rated convo, girls), and this girl dragged me to the bathroom and I did the deed. Later on one of her Johns showed up, and I was there with my arm around her, and he got pissed, and called me out.
I went to the middle of the street, drunk as shit, and I probably tried to throw a punch, and he tackled me, but I rolled him over, and got him in a hold, and I gave him some punches, and then I stood up and walked off. All the girls were standing on the sidewalk watching. The guy disappeared, he must have ran away, and they called a taxi and forced me to go inside.
Another time, this German guy was talking to this American guy. He was saying a bunch of racist shit, not just against blacks, but against everyone. I cut in and told him, "if I hear you say one more racist thing, I'm going to break your glasses."
He went on to say more racist shit.
I threw him out of his chair and was manhandling him, and on my way to smashing his glasses on the sidewalk. But then the black dude stepped in, ripped me off, and then I had to do a round of wrestling with him.
Next time I saw the German guy, he acted really nice, and bought me shots of whiskey.
He then invited me outside for a cigarette, and proceeded to beat the shit out of me, and left me knocked out and bleeding on the sidewalk.
The next fight I got into in China was stupid and I pulled a dick move, but I was drinking outside at the same bar. They had an outdoor bar. There was this German guy, and I was trying to talk to him and be cool with him, and he was just snubbing me, and I felt annoyed.
I got drunk to the point I came up and turned the bar over on him and attacked him.
He was like twice my size, and he kicked my ass, and I deserved it.
But your statement is accurate, bar fighting isn't that good.