SpecialOlympian wrote:I invite all rightwing weirdos to recount stories about times that I owned them, in honor of Rich's example.
As a right wing weirdo myself I can attest to the horror of being "owned" by Special Olympian. Though I am not as wealthy as he is I am pretty darned doing OK fine if you know what I mean. And that is why he hates me.
No doubt we eat at the same restaurants. Gabriel Kreuther? I'm willing to bet. He just knows
I must be the guy in the bespoke suit, seated at the next table making, feel oh so pedestrian for having ordered Chateau Mouton from a decent year. So always, he must think. (As we all know Latour from an off year is the bold choice.)
It must be him, he thinks. "Does he look like a Public Health anything?" "No. He looks like a retired bus driver in an expensive suit." pausing "Must be family money." His thoughts race on. "He would have told us if he was a Dermatologist. Wouldn't he?" His mind reels. "But it has to be him." "Who else would order Roasted Atlantic Skate Wing with local polenta • pea shoots • cream corn-shellfish emulsion and chase it down with Chateau Pichon Longueville Comtesse de Lalande, 96?" "That is Dr Lee of course. Sitting in a top tier restaurant taunting me with an old copy of P.J. O'Rourke. And that beard. And those round glasses. And dammit I know for a fact that he is just to the right of Rich and just to the left of Attila."
It is not so much that he hits me personally. Oh no that is not it. It is that I take hits by realizing that I just said something stupid but he fucked @Rich for it instead. (And though I find this really funny at the end of the day I am left worn and frousey in despair. It is a horrible thing to be lying in the ashes of your self esteem giggling because, well, dammit, SO is really funny. Really. He just called everyone you admire a cocksucker and you can't help but love him for it. And he savages Rich because.....well two reasons. He can and Rich deserves it. I mean really. Does Rich have to sneak a Nazi reference into the thread about My Little Pony?
Now clearly Rich is much better at saying outrageous stuff than I am. I mean seriously. Does he really need to go around with a target on his chest all the time? Then he is uber
, sorry, overly offended when someone hits the bullseye.
We have seen his Rich's picture. A largish man in a tight white golf shirt, too short shorts with a white belt to match the shirt and a suspicious rash in his, (sadly) all to revealed groin area. And the eye patch is definitely an affectation. Did he think we would not notice that he was looking at POFO on a Goddam Motorola Razor? Who does that?
Yes I have been proxy-savaged by old PO and I wear it like a badge of honor. But I just got him with the restaurant thing. He should be careful where he is when he posts on POFO. But (and Rich can take a lesson from this) I must admit that at least he was on the latest generation IPhone.
SO is truly special. His posts are a gift. Aren't they Rich?