We are in a murder/suicide pact with Israel and the only reason is that gerrymandering makes the most insane portions of the GOP electorate send people to Congress who literally believe that supporting Israel will bring about the end of the world.
And they think that Jesus coming back to cleanse the world in hellfire is a good thing and they are the good guys for speeding up warfare and genocide. We are getting nothing from our support of Israel except the masturbatory dreams of our most deranged and insanely religious weirdos in Congress.
The current Speaker of the House, third in line for the Presidency, literally uses an app with his son to help them both monitor their porn usage. If the Speaker of the House jerks it to a video on PornHub titled "Stepmom With Greased Up Tits" his son gets an alert for it on his phone.
This is not a joke.
From the LA Times:
Covenant Eyes, which costs about $15 a month, takes one screenshot per minute, Wired reported last year in a story about what it called “anti-porn shameware,” which is a multimillion-dollar industry.
Johnson’s accountability partner, he said, was his teenage son Jack. Once a week, he said, he and Jack receive a report of what the other has been doing on his phone, laptop or tablet.
“If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice,” Johnson said. “It looks for keywords, search terms and also images. It’s really sensitive.” Johnson said he once got an alarm about Jack’s questionable internet usage involving a blurry image of two women. “I had to zoom in on it and unblur it,” Johnson said, “and it’s two middle-aged teachers.”
This is the consensus candidate of the GOP. Lmfao.
Mike Johnson is 51. I don't know what his white son's age is, but this is fucking creepy no matter if he's in his mid teens or his mid 20's. And a bible humper like Johnson absolutely did not wait to have children.
Mike Johnson also has an adopted black son he has never been pictured with. No wonder he was the GOP consensus candidate.
Just take my voice out of everything I've said, which is all 100% true and you can verify on your own. You don't have to agree with me or my politics. Just everything I've said is so insane, and independently verifiable, that you would think only the most fucked up and weird political party ever could possibly make this man their leader in one house of government.
He also successfully sued the state of Louisiana to help them fund a "museum" which is a "life size" version of Noah's Ark, complete with dinosaurs, because he is a Young Earth Creationist.
I hate Dems as mealy mouthed technocrats who don't want to help anyone without a marathon race of hurdles to be jumped over, but holy shit this guy is fucking insane and this is what the GOP could fucking agree on as a compromise candidate. Like what was the fucking disagreement? People who think the Flinstones were accurate vs. people who think 4,000 BC man living at the dawn of time rode velociraptors like horses?
WILL DO RACISM FOR BEER, CASH
HELP A PATRIOT OUT