This came up in another thread. Here's one of my LinkedIn Pet peeves
The person that posts shit like this:
"I'm a mother, CEO, athlete, wife, daughter, artist......." then they proceed to talk about how great they are because they manage to cram so much shit into their lives. This shit distills life down into chasing busyness and titles basically. I always want to respond to those posts with "STOP AND SMELL THE FUCKING ROSES SISTER! LIFE IS PASSING YOU BY! YOU'RE TOO BUSY!"
I hate this shit because it sets up this expectation, that if you are not oversubscribing your life/time, that you are a not living. I'm using a woman as an example, but guys are doing this dumb shit too.
This and all the fake ass CEOs on linkedin annoy the shit out of me. Everyone is over-glorifying themselves.
The other thing I hate is "Engineering twitter". I'm sure you guys have heard of "Black twitter". There is also "Engineering twitter" and it's fucking annoying. BUnch of dip shits all wishing and acting they are these great visionary tech leaders and shit. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
I hate it when I'm asked what my twitter handle is, and then I say "I don't remember, I have twitter, but don't remember my handle"... they are just shocked.
FUck engineering twitter. FUck you people, I'm here to get paid.
If I didn't have to work, I wouldn't. I'd be playing guitar and video games all day. Taking walks/hikes, and traveling.
I can think of 11780 reasons Trump shouldn't be president ever again.