[Noelnada]

I'm in.

I always dreamed of being a closet-fascist. But i was alone and didn't found the strenght to do it... till i found this topic and real friends for life !

[Fasces]

Ultra Supreme Super Duper or nothing.

[SpecialOlympian]

Welcome, frands!

[Noelnada]

More than anything, we are the stewards of liberalism and must fight to keep it strong.

Damn, i didn't read that point

[SpecialOlympian]

Too late. When you're a bundle of sticks you're a bundle of sticks all the way from your first cigarette to your last dying breath you're a bundle of sticks.

[Potemkin]

Once a faggot, always a faggot, eh SO?

[SpecialOlympian]

I don't know why you would use such a word. Perhaps you would care to join us in our private forum and explain?

[Potemkin]

A faggot is a bundle of sticks, of course. What else did you think I meant?

[SpecialOlympian]

One thing that we will do in this club is have fun activities. One fun activity is fag dragging. That is when you get a pickup and a rope and you tie the rope to a bundle of sticks. Then you drive down the street and watch it jump all over the place. It's really fun!

[The Immortal Goon]

I demand the title of Ailtire na hAiséirghe.

That's what we fascists do, right? We make up neat sounding titles from ourselves, and make designer clothes, and work out in the gym, and then don't allow women to be out and about but spend our time with well dressed well toned men. Maybe we can all shower together to, and talk about minorities having giant penises and how vulnerable we all are to their giant penises. That could be why we all dress stylishly and shower together, we can say we are doing it to take comfort in each other's arms because we are afraid of the minorities and the way they want to savagely take us, and rip our beautiful clothing from our tight bodies and make us all more primal.

Really, I suppose talking about how strong and powerful minorities are all the time might make us feel inadequate, but we can tie all of our sticks together into a super peni-er-stick.


Oh! Let's also do arts and craft with societies that celebrated male-on-male anal sex and penises like the Greeks and Romans.

Can I join?

[SpecialOlympian]

I demand the title of Ailtire na hAiséirghe.

That's what we fascists do, right? We make up neat sounding titles from ourselves, and make designer clothes, and work out in the gym, and then don't allow women to be out and about but spend our time with well dressed well toned men. Maybe we can all shower together to, and talk about minorities having giant penises and how vulnerable we all are to their giant penises. That could be why we all dress stylishly and shower together, we can say we are doing it to take comfort in each other's arms because we are afraid of the minorities and the way they want to savagely take us, and rip our beautiful clothing from our tight bodies and make us all more primal.

Really, I suppose talking about how strong and powerful minorities are all the time might make us feel inadequate, but we can tie all of our sticks together into a super peni-er-stick.


Oh! Let's also do arts and craft with societies that celebrated male-on-male anal sex and penises like the Greeks and Romans.

Can I join?

APPROVED

Your dedication to the cause of fascism and sense of camaraderie is inspiring.

Our first group project will be to form the bundle of stick Voltron penis.

[JohnRawls]

I would only join if you make me the Grand Genghis of the Gaystapo, GayGayGay for short.

[SpecialOlympian]

I would only join if you make me the Grand Genghis of the Gaystapo, GayGayGay for short.

APPROVED

I am changing the title section of the charter (please continue to check the OP as this group grows) to ease the transition. Everyone with a title will receive some sort of privilege written into the charter, it just make take a bit for me to figure out an appropriate one.

[JohnRawls]

You should add the Philosopher King to our fallen heroes also and Zeroguki.

[Godstud]

Count me in. I used to carry a Fascist card in my wallet, when it wasn't cool. Now fascism is the new black.

[SpecialOlympian]

Count me in. Fascism is the new black.

APPROVED

Fascism has always been about style. And black. Both wearing the color and hating the coloreds.

[Godstud]

Pink has always bugged me.

[SpecialOlympian]

Here is a bunch of pink triangle cloth badges. You know what to do. You know what to do.

[Bulaba Khan Jones]

I would like my title in this group to be "The Last Beef of Scotland". When I attend our group meetings I will arrive in a Scottish kilt without any underwear, for the cause of fascism of course. It will also make our naked group showers and after-shower wrestling matches easier.

[Donna]

I'm in.

My title: Lice Inspector