[Wolfman]

Pakistan plays a key role in the War on Whatever it is We're at War With

Fixed.

some of the more retarded jackasses with no understanding of international policy have been suggesting that the US should invade the place and overthrow its leadership

Also fixed.

Don't you think that the fact it has nukes might be a teensie bit important?

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography - Ambrose Bierce

[Potemkin]

some of the more retarded jackasses with no understanding of international policy have been suggesting that the US should invade the place and overthrow its leadership

Next time you hear one of those retarded jackasses sound off about Pakistan, you can now politely remind them that those fuckers have nukes, so it might not be a spiffingly good idea to invade them.

[amjdmg]

[Ter]

[dudekebm]

Love the photo amjdmg. I actually had that exact tape at one time back in the day.

BTW I loved the ironic fact during the whole Napster issue of Metallica protesting sharing music since it was via home taping that they actually started gaining a sizeable audience to get them up to the point they were at during the Napster fiasco.

[QatzelOk]

War is God's way...

No it isn't.

It is the way of the tyrant.

And do you really imagine that God (the rules of the universe) really talk like the natives in B-movies? "It is my way."

[Rodion]

Gays are God's way of teaching Americans anatomy.

[DanDaMan]

[Rei Murasame]

In light of the SEC's epic bungling, I assembled:



There was deregulation, right? So it's not like they had anything else to do.

[Potemkin]

There was deregulation, right? So it's not like they had anything else to do.

Indeed. It's clear that these guys had altogether too much time on their hands. Among other things.

[amjdmg]

[Khalq]

Interesting find! So Gordon is real, Black Mesa is in fact the CERN and they have been messing with anomalous materials for quite some time as we know it.
Now I'm waiting for Vortigaunts to start teleporting in from the hole they will rip in the spacetime continuum.

[Suska]

You're looking for Vorts? Where's my nude Alyx?

[Khalq]

We're not there yet. The experiment has just started. Then if everything works as (un)planned, we still have to restore power, launch that sat, get out of Black Mesa and survive Xen. Then we might be alive to see Alyx.

[Cookie Monster]

[killim]

If Merkel goes to party hard it looks more like:

[The Clockwork Rat]

I bet that's been airbrushed more than David Cameron's forehead.

[Cookie Monster]

Killim, I lost my appetite.

[Fasces]

[SomeRandom]