[The Immortal Goon]

Oh, they - especially Reagan - don't seem dumb. The Union has had one functionally retarded president that drooled on himself and more than once shit his pants.

He's regarded as a hero.

Though there are great pieces on the Gipper by the eXile here, here, and here, the only kind that is real satire is below:

Homeless Mourn Reagan

Normanson PodKristolwitz

June 10, 2004

NEW YORK (Weekly Standard) — Hundreds of thousands of homeless Americans mourned the death of former president Ronald Reagan, whom they view as a hero and patron for cutting government funding of mental hospitals and welfare during his term.

“Before Reagan, man, they kept me in a mental hospital, which was really unfair,” said one teary-eyed homeless man in Manhattan, who said his name was Jesus Christ. “You can’t harass healthy people from a mental hospital, you know? You can’t give ‘em diseases or shit in public parks or rape joggers from a mental hospital. Thanks to Reagan, we were liberated.”

Another homeless man, a veteran from the Vietnam War, agreed. “Before Reagan, my family lived on food stamps in government housing. We were victims of big government, man. Get off our backs, man. Then Reagan freed us, and we learned responsibility. When you have to earn your own cardboard box or shopping cart, you appreciate it. We stopped and smelled the roses, man. And then shat on them. My wife and kids just couldn’t adjust. They died years ago of pneumonia, but that’s the free market, man. Wait…hey, did you hear that? Don’t make me do it, man!”

Most homeless people agree that it was no accident that Reagan died of pneumonia, the same disease that kills most homeless people. “We always did call pneumonia ‘Reagan’s Disease,’” said Christ. “He wanted to go out like a homeless man, and…he did. He was one of us, man. I miss him so much, I think I’ll rename myself Ronald Reagan.”

[KurtFF8]

taken from: http://mrzine.monthlyreview.org/2011/mora090211.html



"While you're watching other people's revolutions"

[Kman]

[The Clockwork Rat]

[Paradigm]

[NYYS]

fuckin poor people, think they know anything and then act like they deserve rights. unbelievable. Seriously get educated, do something with your life, THEN you get to vote.

[MB.]

^^^


Post some fucking satire, THEN you get the vote. Except not, because you fail.

[lubbockjoe]

[QatzelOk]

[Zyx]

And there's eight-thousand-and-fifty of all to see . . .. [/pokemon joke.]

[The American Lion]

[SomeRandom]

[InterAct Theatre]

Politics in Ireland today. A satirical view....

In Ireland today there is an unprecedented level of discontent with the native political structure and the feeling amongst the people is one of outrage and despair. Whilst the reaction of the public seems to be one of shock as yet here has been very little in the way on protests. Below is the reaction of one Irish group: InterAct Online Theatre

The InterAct online theatre company seeks to create a dialogue with our audience, and to explore the issues of the day through art and drama; and thereby to get beyond the sterile political and media narrative of confrontational rhetoric.

We welcome your participation and insight as we embark on this exciting mission. Our intention is to create a theatre of the people, for the people and by the people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcFje5k_Ksw

Gerry Conneely & Iggy Bownes are playing the roles of disenfranchised Fianna Fáiler & Fine Gealer in the online drama "Political Angst." This is the first in a series of online dramas which will be produced over the course of the political campaign.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/InterAct/187616934593157?sk=wall

[Otebo]

[SomeRandom]

THE government has abandoned plans to force trees off benefits and into work.

Ministers had hoped to force trees to earn a living by making work more attractive than standing around in a forest all day converting carbon dioxide into organic compounds and watching Loose Women.

But now, after pressure from dozens of greasy hippies, the plans have been scrapped leaving the country's laziest trees to thumb their bark-covered noses at Britain's hard-working middle class.

Tom Logan, a middle class hard worker from Stevenage, said: "They should send them all back to Treeland."

Meanwhile the government is to press ahead with plans to punish workshy human scum for possessing idle, substandard DNA.

Welfare secretary Ian Duncan Smith will today unveil his landmark reform bill in a move which Whitehall sources say will make his eyes glow red like a cauldron filled with the boiling hot blood of a freshly slaughtered lamb.

The bill is expected to give 24 regional gauleiters the power to round up thousands of unemployed troglodytes and force them to work in a munitions factory in exchange for a twice daily ration of Cup-a-Soup.

Lifting his blood-soaked head from a rotting gazelle carcass, Mr Duncan Smith said: "I'm just trying to get people to stop taking the piss."

But critics have warned that unless there is a universal approach to benefits for all living organisms then thousands of people will simply side-step the reforms by pretending to be trees.

Sir Denys Finch-Hatton, chairman of the Berchtesgaden Group of backbench Tory MPs, said: "We now have three generations of Liverpudlians who are expert in fraudulent benefit claims and will, even as we speak, be painting themselves brown and practising how to stand incredibly still.

"The only way we will be able catch them is to look them right in the eye and fire up a chainsaw."

He added: "Surely it is better to remove subsidies from all living things, thereby giving trees the freedom to work themselves out of council forests, helping badgers to do something in computers and turning highly-skilled Liverpudlian scroungers into dining room chairs."

[The American Lion]

[JohnRawls]

[NYYS]

How about Cuba?

[Wulfric82]

Check out the YouTube vid: "Hitler Reacts - To 14 Wisconsin Democrat State Senators"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqnOeatbDWs

[lubbockjoe]