[Siberian Fox]

Satire for December 2008.

[Thunderhawk]

[missy]

^ very cute one, Thunderhawk


LOST PUPPY:

[Oxymoron]

[Dr House]

Sorry Missy, but that's ancient.

Still pretty funny though.

[missy]

It's new to me. I just received it in an email.

But, I'm glad you like it, doc.

[nilof]

Satire of the satire forum:

[Noelnada]

Good one nilof

[missy]

Cute

[Vladimir]

[Oxymoron]

Poor proxies all they wanted to do was fight a war for two great powers so that they could vent their aggression without wiping out human existance.

[Noelnada]

Crap i had one on Saint-Nicolas, but can't hotlink it. so this is my edit of the post you can delete

[Quercus Robur]

does it have to be a picture?

U.S. Economy Continues Campaigning For Barack Obama

WASHINGTON—Nearly a month after Barack Obama was elected the 44th president of the United States, the nation's economy is still going strong in its efforts to secure him the highest office in the land. Through its trifecta of moribund housing prices, a wildly fluctuating stock market, and an unprecedented credit crisis, the U.S. economy helped propel Obama past rival John McCain in polls leading up to the Nov. 4 election—a helpful boost the nation's financial system has since supplemented with the imminent collapse of the Big Three auto manufacturers and looming fears of a long-term depression. "Thanks to the disastrous efforts of our economy, Obama would be virtually unbeatable were he to run again in December or January," CNN political analyst Pat Harris said. "According to the most recent data, Obama's edge continues to grow among those who just lost their jobs and have no idea how they're going to feed their children, as well as among citizens who are freezing to death on the streets at this very moment." The outspoken U.S. economy, which has already been campaigning for months in Iceland and South America, reportedly plans to spend the next 10 to 15 years spreading its message to every single country on the globe.

[liberty]

Communist Monopoly Game

[NYYS]

haha, communists are so communist

[liberty]

Happy Holidays

[Tailz]

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

[Tailz]

[Abood]

I don't get this. Is she relieving her holiday shopping stress?

[liberty]

hehe, no the lady is just your average women in the gym, The guy is training for Holiday shopping. The lady thinks he training for a Marathon because he's running so much; notice the sweat coming off of his head.