WE HAVE REACHED OUR GOAL AND ARE READY TO ACTIVATE THIS GROUPGreetings all.
You know me to be an ardent fascist. I have many things to discuss about our ideology which, for obvious reasons, can not be discussed openly. Join me and we will fight liberalism again and probably lose but hey, that's our thing and darn tootin' are we good at it.
Assuming enough people join, I figure I can get this thing finished in time to hand off the reigns to our grandchildren. So who will join? So far I have the following:
Current Members-
Section Leader -
Leader of this Section-Me -
Quadrant Commander-Fasces -
Super Duper Uber Fuhrer Ultra Supreme Deluxe With Fries-Bulaba -
Last Beef of Scotland-Taxizen
-Decky
-Noelnada
-The Immortal Goon -
Ailtire na hAiséirghe-John Rawls -
Grand Genghis of the Gaystapo AKA the GayGayGay-Godstud
-Lexington -
Very hetero leather-clad whip-wielding SS hunk-Technology -
The Mechanical Mengele (Placeholder title)
-JSR1
-Dagoth Ur -
Lv. 46 Masculine Energy Field Manipulator-Red_Army -
Benito Bandito-AFAIK -
Chief Executive Job Creator-Mikema63 -
Oiled Body Inspector Who is Himself Also Oily and
Contemptible Half-Jew-Donald -
Lice Inspector General and
Probationary Crypto-Jew-Nets the Vile Jew (who will always be last on this list)
The Fallen Heroes-Kman (In spirit)
-Killborn (Unpersoned. Also Sithsaber)
Vital StatisticsCurrent members:
17 GOAL EXCEEDED!!!Members needed:
0 GOAL REACHED!!!Supporters needed:
0 GOAL REACHED!!!Jewish members:
2 GOAL FAILED!!!Our Official Charter1) Section Leader, the greatest fascist to ever grace these forums, is the official Grand High Poobah with me serving as the
Quadrant Commander. I have the ability to enroll/remove people. Final decisions are always deferred to Section Leader.
2) Liberalism and its continuing march of progress are an unstoppable juggernaut that we can only throw our bodies before in the hopes of slowing it down or adjusting its course the smallest iota. More than anything, we are the stewards of liberalism and must fight to keep it strong.
3) We strive to emulate our hero Hitler, the most amazing homosexual meth addict the world has ever seen.
4) Fasces, as
Ultra Supreme Super Duper Uber Fuhrer, is in charge of promoting people up the Aryan Ladder. Everyone begins as an Operating Thulian Level 1 (OT-1) and may move up the ladder to achieve enwhitenment.
5) John Rawls, as the
Grand Genghis of the Gaystapo, is the ultimate arbiter of what is and is not gay. If he says you are gay then congratulations on your new life style (forced labor until you starve to death).
6) TIG, as
Ailtire na hAiséirghe, is our Thule society's delegate to Ry'Leh and Cthulu. Because apparently he speaks the language.
7) All new members and captured Jews must have their hair,
all of it even the pubes, inspected by Donald, the
Lice Inspector General. Bulaba shall now and forever hold the title as
Last Beef of Scotland for being the last person in the country to have farted. We excuse and allow his many flights to Scotland to retain this title.
9) Lexingotn, our
Very hetero leather-clad whip-wielding SS hunk is NOT GAY. The leather is so he doesn't hurt himself with the whip. He has permission to hit your butt with it if you look like your posture is slacking.