Issues has an issue and she wants it to be everyone’s issue. The discussion could be about fondue pots and Issue would rage about the multinational corporate conspiracy to exploit fondue pot workers. Of course, Issues is found among all ideological persuasions – anti-gun mothers, gun totin’ mothers, bloodthirsty feminists, troglodyte misogynists, politically correct, politically incorrect, lefties, righties, vegetarians, carnivores, radical Rotarians – it doesn’t matter. HINT: An effective tactic to employ against Issues is indifference.

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